Julie Brown Quotes

Ms. Stoeger Dionne, you're up.

Dionne Uh, no. Ms. Stoeger, I have a note from my tennis instructor, and he would prefer it if I didn't expose myself to any training that might derail his teachings.

Candy Pink Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think, I talk like a baby, And I never pay for drinks, Don't have to worry, About getting a man, If I keep this blonde, And I keep these tanned, Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cause I'm a blonde, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see people working, It just makes me giggle, Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle, Cause I'm blonde...

Cher Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

Ms. Stoeger Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now, hit the ball.

Cher Ms. Stoeger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Ms. Stoeger Thanks for the legal advice.

Candy Pink I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, cause I love children.

Candy Pink Well I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, huh?

Candy Pink You guys are so lucky you crashed in the valley. It's the baddest place on earth!