Airplane II: The Sequel - Emergency Decision on Computer Destruction
Ted Striker:
We're going to have to blow the computer!
Elaine Dickinson:
Blow ROC?
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She's the Man - A Mother's Reluctance to Date
Daphne: [After hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin]
But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
Viola:
Then why don't you date him, Mom?
Daphne: [Pauses to fantasize, then giggles]
Oh, no... I couldn't.
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Marriage Story - Perspectives on Life and Relationships in Divorce
Ted:
Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.
Frank:
Charlie, what you're going through now is going to be horrible, but it will be over. Fuck as many people as you can right now. Women, men. Take what I said seriously.
Sandra:
Even though I am 64 and have a dead gay husband, I manage to get up every day, live my life, and feel pretty good about myself.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic - Misunderstanding Between Finance and Fish
Luke Brandon:
Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [acts mad; looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off]
Yes. And I am glad you brought that up. Because I am furious. No, I really am. No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
Luke Brandon: [looks at her confused]
Fish crisis?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [realizes she made a mistake]
Fiscal... crisis.
Luke Brandon:
Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood:
Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon:
How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood:
For the... fiscal family.
Hayley: [interrupts their conversation]
I'm sorry.
Luke Brandon:
Not a moment too soon.
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Airplane! - Stewardess Addresses Passengers During Turbulence
Elaine Dickinson:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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