Memorable Quotes from Julie Hagerty
5 quotesA Mother's Reluctance to Date
Daphne
But why? He's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great.
[After hearing about Viola breaking up with Justin]
Viola
Then why don't you date him, Mom?
Daphne
Oh, no... I couldn't.
[Pauses to fantasize, then giggles]
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Misunderstanding Between Finance and Fish
Luke Brandon
Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood
Yes. And I am glad you brought that up. Because I am furious. No, I really am. No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
[acts mad; looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off]
Luke Brandon
Fish crisis?
[looks at her confused]
Rebecca Bloomwood
Fiscal... crisis.
[realizes she made a mistake]
Luke Brandon
Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood
Terrifying, fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon
How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood
For the... fiscal family.
Hayley
I'm sorry.
[interrupts their conversation]
Luke Brandon
Not a moment too soon.
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Perspectives on Life and Relationships in Divorce
Ted
Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.
Frank
Charlie, what you're going through now is going to be horrible, but it will be over. Fuck as many people as you can right now. Women, men. Take what I said seriously.
Sandra
Even though I am 64 and have a dead gay husband, I manage to get up every day, live my life, and feel pretty good about myself.
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Emergency Decision on Computer Destruction
Ted Striker
We're going to have to blow the computer!
Elaine Dickinson
Blow ROC?
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Stewardess Addresses Passengers During Turbulence
Elaine Dickinson
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to become alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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