Memorable Quotes from Juliette Cummins
1 quoteAwkward Morning After Conversation
Red
Mmm.. Oh, God, don't tell me you're one of those guys who farts, rolls over, and then goes to sleep.
Duane Duke
I picked you up in a bar, after one lousy drink! Whaddya want, to get married?
Red
You shit-heel!
[slaps him]
Duane Duke
Look! I gotta get up for work soon, so why you don't just go home, huh?
Red
How? You brought me out here.
Duane Duke
Here's cab fare. Phone book's on the table.
Red
Jesus, you make it all sound so cheap.
Duane Duke
It is! But it beats a good vibrator.
Red
Yeah? Well, at least a vibrator get me off!
[gives Duke the finger]
Duane Duke
Use the payphone, bitch!
[grabs Red]
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