The Room - Sibling Conflict Over Inheritance Rights
Claudette:
Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
Lisa:
He's your brother.
Claudette:
He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa:
You're not dying, mom.
Claudette:
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa:
Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.
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The Room - Unexpected News About a Baby
Steven:
When is the baby due?
Lisa:
There is no baby.
Steven and Michelle:
What?!
Steven: [baffled]
Wha—What are you talking about?!
Lisa:
I told him that to make it interesting.
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The Room - A Relationship Tested by Betrayal and Loyalty
Johnny:
The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Lisa:
I still love you.
Johnny:
You're the only one who does.
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The Room - Betrayal and Disappointment in Career Aspirations
Lisa:
Did you get your promotion?
Johnny:
Nah.
Lisa:
You didn't get it, did you?
Johnny:
That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
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The Room - Conflict Between Lisa and Johnny
Lisa:
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny:
In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa:
Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny:
You and your stupid mother.
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The Room - A Conversation Among Friends
Johnny:
Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny:
I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa:
Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny:
Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
Denny:
I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
Johnny:
That's the idea.
Denny:
Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Johnny:
Bye, Denny.
Lisa:
Bye, Denny.
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The Room - Unspoken Readiness in Relationships
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The Room - Disillusionment with Perceived Perfection
Lisa:
You think you're an angel... You're just like everybody else.
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The Room - Defiance Against Control and Manipulation
Lisa:
She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
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