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Justin Bartha

Justin Bartha Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Justin Bartha

11 quotes
Inquiry About Book Reading
Riley Poole Did none of you read my book?
Disappointment in a Royal Treasure Hunt
Riley Poole You went in Buckingham Palace and all you came out with was an old piece of wood?
Commentary on Government Spending and Accountability
Riley Poole There's my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me.
Riley Poole's Reaction to a Golden Object
Riley Poole Look! It's a little golden man, like a tiny torso. Wow...
Riley Poole's Affection for His Car
Riley Poole I love this car.
[Riley approaches his Ferrari to see an official envelope from the Office of the President with a key to the car. Written on it is "TAX FREE"; He hops in, inserts the key into the ignition and backs it into another car by accident. A crashing sound is heard; credits roll]
Riley Poole's Quirky Tea Time Remark
Riley Poole Tea time, chaps!
The Challenge of Finding Personal Time
Riley Poole Even if you're married to the president, you can't get a few minutes alone.
A Dark Perspective on Mortality
Riley Poole I see death and despair. Mostly death, maybe despair for the last few seconds and then an instant death.
[looking over the edge of the tilting platform]
Questioning the Need for Formalities
Riley Poole Wouldn't it be easier just to make an appointment? (this is used in the trailer, but not in the final film)
[after discussing that they are going to kidnap the President]
Skepticism in Friendship and Evidence
Riley Poole Ben, if it was you trying to convince me, you’d have less evidence and I'd already believe you.
A Moment of Unexpected Concern
Riley Poole Uh-oh, God save the Queen!
[after setting off the Buckingham Palace fire alarms]