Memorable Quotes from Justin Theroux
11 quotesIntentional Community vs. Stereotypes of Communes
George
All these people live here. This is a commune.
Seth
We prefer intentional community. We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.
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Facing Anxieties Through Primal Gesticulating
Linda
Oh it's you.
Seth
Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating.
Linda
I thought someone was getting ax murdered.
Seth
The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.
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Leezar's Accusation Against Prince Fabious
Leezar
I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy.
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Unwanted Love and Loyalty Comparison
Tom Watson
You're like a dog. Like one of those unwanted mistreated dogs. And you can kick them, they keep coming back to you, thinking that somehow if they're good, you'll love them.
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Embracing Nature's Nourishment in Rain
Linda
So what do you do when it rains?
Seth
I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.
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The Impact of Sexual Energy on Well-being
Seth
If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.
George
Man, not a fan of death.
Almond
People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...
[very, very pregnant]
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A declaration of diminishing affection
Leezar
Will you shut up! I will love you less!
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Confrontation and Boundaries in Relationships
Tom Watson
Jesus Christ, Rachel, what the hell is wrong with you? I spent the last hour looking around for you. You scared the shit out of Anna, do you know that? She thought you were gonna... she wanted to call the police. So just... leave us alone. You can ruin your own life if you want to but you're not going to destroy ours. I'm not going to protect you any more.
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The Struggles of a Troubled Marriage
Tom Watson
Do you have any idea what it's like to be married to a fucking blur?
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Confronting the Past in High School Reunion
Heather
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what do you want?
Cowboy
You were right, I was a brain-dead redneck asshole. Though I never screwed a sheep or my sister.
Heather
Why not, couldn't catch em?
Cowboy
Guess I deserve that. I was a jerk. I'm so miserable in high school, I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. Just couldn't breathe there, you know, plus I was a really bad stutterer. Listen do you, uh, want to go somewhere quiet? Somewhere we can talk?
Heather
You...you want to talk to me? OK cowboy, I don't know what your trip is, but if this is some kind of a sick game.
[surprised at the invite; the Cowboy nods]
Cowboy
What? No!
Heather
If you fuck with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capice?
Cowboy
Look, I just wanted to talk.
Heather
OK what the hell... What is your name?
[they head off]
Cowboy
Clarence.
Heather
Clarence, I like the name.
Cowboy
Thank you.
Heather
Pick up the pace.
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The Burden of Modern Lifestyle Choices
Eva
I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda
Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth
You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda
Wow, you know so much about technology.
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