Your Highness - A declaration of diminishing affection
Leezar:
Will you shut up! I will love you less!
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Your Highness - Leezar's Accusation Against Prince Fabious
Leezar:
I have heard that your Prince Fabious has made his bed recklessly with many maidens. And I heard that he has fungi on his genitalia as a result. Also, he organises orgies with wenches and barbarians alike and he takes sperm on him and gives it to women freely, spilling his seed will nilly as he makes his way through the orgy.
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Wanderlust - Facing Anxieties Through Primal Gesticulating
Linda:
Oh it's you.
Seth:
Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating.
Linda:
I thought someone was getting ax murdered.
Seth:
The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.
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Wanderlust - The Impact of Sexual Energy on Well-being
Seth:
If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.
George:
Man, not a fan of death.
Almond: [very, very pregnant]
People treat sex like it's this huge deal with crazy life consequences...
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Wanderlust - Embracing Nature's Nourishment in Rain
Linda:
So what do you do when it rains?
Seth:
I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.
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Wanderlust - The Burden of Modern Lifestyle Choices
Eva:
I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all. I mean it was just stress, and Blackberries, and sleeping pills. I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.
Linda:
Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the Blackberry and the latte.
Seth:
You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Glove...
Linda:
Wow, you know so much about technology.
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Wanderlust - Intentional Community vs. Stereotypes of Communes
George:
All these people live here. This is a commune.
Seth:
We prefer intentional community. We're not a bunch of hippies sitting around playing guitar.
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Romy and Michele's High School Reunion - Confronting the Past in High School Reunion
Heather:
Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what do you want?
Cowboy:
You were right, I was a brain-dead redneck asshole. Though I never screwed a sheep or my sister.
Heather:
Why not, couldn't catch em?
Cowboy:
Guess I deserve that. I was a jerk. I'm so miserable in high school, I don't think I spoke more than two words the entire time. Just couldn't breathe there, you know, plus I was a really bad stutterer. Listen do you, uh, want to go somewhere quiet? Somewhere we can talk?
Heather: [surprised at the invite; the Cowboy nods]
You...you want to talk to me? OK cowboy, I don't know what your trip is, but if this is some kind of a sick game.
Cowboy:
What? No!
Heather:
If you fuck with me, in any way, I will rip each and every appendage from your body, starting with your dick. Capice?
Cowboy:
Look, I just wanted to talk.
Heather: [they head off]
OK what the hell... What is your name?
Cowboy:
Clarence.
Heather:
Clarence, I like the name.
Cowboy:
Thank you.
Heather:
Pick up the pace.
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The Girl on the Train - Unwanted Love and Loyalty Comparison
Tom Watson:
You're like a dog. Like one of those unwanted mistreated dogs. And you can kick them, they keep coming back to you, thinking that somehow if they're good, you'll love them.
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The Girl on the Train - The Struggles of a Troubled Marriage
Tom Watson:
Do you have any idea what it's like to be married to a fucking blur?
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The Girl on the Train - Confrontation and Boundaries in Relationships
Tom Watson:
Jesus Christ, Rachel, what the hell is wrong with you? I spent the last hour looking around for you. You scared the shit out of Anna, do you know that? She thought you were gonna... she wanted to call the police. So just... leave us alone. You can ruin your own life if you want to but you're not going to destroy ours. I'm not going to protect you any more.
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