Memorable Quotes from Kaaren de Zilva
1 quoteConflict Over Revealing Baby's Sex
Ultrasound Technician
Well, there you have it. Would you like to know the sex?
Leah
Yes!
Juno
No!
Leah
Pleease, Juno, please!
Juno
No, there will be no sex!
Ultrasound Technician
Planning to be surprised when you deliver?
Juno
Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me, I'll just, like, ruin everything.
Ultrasound Technician
Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?
Juno
No, no, no. They're the adoptive parents.
Ultrasound Technician
Oh, well, thank goodness for that.
Bren
(outraged) What the hell's that supposed to mean?
Ultrasound Technician
(uncomfortably) I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here, and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
Juno
How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?
Leah
Or, like, stage parents.
Bren
They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?
Ultrasound Technician
I guess not.
Bren
What is your job title exactly?
Ultrasound Technician
I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.
Bren
Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Ultrasound Technician
Excuse me?
Bren
Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade?
Juno
Bren! You’s a dick! I love it!
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