Kadeem Hardison Quotes

Julius Jones Ohh, betting on the the ]... when will you learn?

Julius Jones Welcome to the party, Unc. Now let's get this show on the road...There's a new Vampire in Brooklyn, and his name is Julius Jones!

Gloria See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

Junior We goin Sizzla! We goin Sizzla!

Zeke No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan.

Rhonda Deane All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.

Junior Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!

Raymond who rattled your cage dickhead?

Julius Jones Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?

Maximillian It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.

Julius Jones Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.

Maximillian In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine

Julius Jones Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol wild Hammer shit.

Julius Jones So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.

Julius Jones Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.

Maximillian It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.

Julius Jones Hey, yo, man I don't know how you know me, but, uh, everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can go ahead and just jump right back through the window, man. I won't tell anybody I saw you, cause I ain't really seen you! You know I'm blind! I got, like cataracts, I mean, um, contacts. I got astigmatism, man. I can't see; I'm blind. Where you at? Where you at? See, look. Where you at? Huh? Where you at?