Vampire in Brooklyn - The Nature of Voluntary Desire
Julius Jones:
Hey, Max, let me ask you something. Why didn't you just bite this bitch when you had a chance?
Maximillian:
It doesn't work that way. She has to give herself to me voluntarily.
Julius Jones: [laughs]
Hey, this is Brooklyn, baby. Don't nobody give up shit unless you got some cold cash or a hot slug for their ass.
Maximillian:
In this case, I know a lot more about her than she knows about herself. One dance with me, one dance, and she'll be mine
Julius Jones:
Oh, see now, yeah, yeah. Now you're talking, player. Now you're talking. Take her dancing. I bet you dance that ol wild Hammer shit.
Julius Jones:
So I'm gonna put on some music and I want you to show me what you're gonna do when you get in there, you wild vampire self. Show me that old Hammer shit you gonna do.
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Vampire in Brooklyn - Different Perspectives on Love and Relationships
Julius Jones:
Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Maximillian:
It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.
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Vampire in Brooklyn - Introduction of Julius Jones in Brooklyn
Julius Jones:
Welcome to the party, Unc. Now let's get this show on the road...There's a new Vampire in Brooklyn, and his name is Julius Jones!
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Vampire in Brooklyn - Blindness and Denial in Unseen Encounters
Julius Jones: [cornered by Maximillian]
Hey, yo, man I don't know how you know me, but, uh, everything is everything. I ain't seen nothin', okay? So you can go ahead and just jump right back through the window, man. I won't tell anybody I saw you, cause I ain't really seen you! You know I'm blind! I got, like cataracts, I mean, um, contacts. I got astigmatism, man. I can't see; I'm blind. Where you at? Where you at? See, look. Where you at? Huh? Where you at?
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Vampire in Brooklyn - Caution Against Reckless Betting
Julius Jones: [[w:Knicks|Knicks]
Ohh, betting on the the ]... when will you learn?
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White Men Can't Jump - The Need for Connection and Understanding
Gloria:
See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
Junior:
We goin Sizzla! We goin Sizzla!
Zeke:
No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan.
Rhonda Deane:
All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
Junior:
Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!
Raymond:
who rattled your cage dickhead?
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