Kelly's Heroes - The Futility of War Conversations
Big Joe:
Cigarette?
German Tank Commander:
No smoke. The fuel system is rotten. We have gasoline all over the place.
Big Joe:
S'all right. Hey, look, Max, you and us we're just soldiers, right? We don't even know what this war's all about. All we do is we fight and we die and for what? We don't get anything out of it. Now, in about half an hour, the whole American Army's gonna be coming down that road. So why don't you do yourself a big fat favor, huh? And get the hell outta here?
German Tank Commander:
I have orders. This bank isn't to fall into the hands of the American Army.
Lieutenant Kelly:
Sergeant, this bank's not gonna fall into the hands of the American Army. It's gonna fall into our hands. You see, we're just a private enterprise operation.
German Tank Commander:
You- the American Army.
Oddball: [''German Tank Commander's eyes widen after hearing the value of the bank's contents.'']
No, baby, we ain't. You know what's inside that bank, man? There's 16 million dollars worth of gold in that bank, sweetheart.
Big Joe:
That's about 65 million Marks.
Kelly:
And Sergeant, all you have to do to have an equal share of this money, is to crank this turret around and blow a hole in that door.
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