Memorable Quotes from Katherine Heigl
7 quotesShopping for Unattractive Wedding Gifts
Jane Nichols
Wanna find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?
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A Conversation Between Father and Daughter
Nicole
Daddy, can I talk to you about something?
Andre
Of course. You can talk to me about anything.
Nicole
Anything?
Andre
Anything at all. What is it? Tell me.
Nicole
Promise not to yell.
Andre
I promise. Now tell me.
Nicole
It's really not that bad.
Andre
Tell me.
Nicole
You said you wouldn't yell.
Andre
That was not yelling, trust me.
Nicole
I told Ben you weren't my father.
Andre
Why?
Nicole
Because I wanted to impress him.
Andre
What did you tell him I was? A famous pianist? A writer? What?
Nicole
I told him you were my lover.
[''she takes a deep breath'']
Andre
Are you serious?
Nicole
Yes.
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Prioritizing Models Over Work Events
Jane Nichols
You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?
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Aging Perspectives in Conversation
Andre
Told you I probably seem old.
Nicole
You are old.
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Unexpected Revelations About Love and Sandwiches
Jane Nichols
I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
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A Surprising Swimwear Revelation
Andre
What - what's that?
Nicole
What's the matter?
Andre
What are you wearing?
Nicole
My bathing suit!
Andre
The whole thing?
Nicole
What, you don't like it?
Andre
Are you sure you didn't leave part of it in the box?
Nicole
Get real, Andre. Everybody's wearing them.
Andre
Everyone's staring at you!
Nicole
No, everyone's staring at you.
Andre
I insist you change!
Nicole
And I insist you loosen up, Andre, dear.
Stella
Now she's French.
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A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Nicole
You know. One of these days, I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
Megan
Fine. Go live with your father.
Nicole
Oh, you're such a bitch.
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