Katherine Langford Quotes

Meg Thrombey (questioned about Jacob) He's an ] dipstick troll.

Leah You are insanely stupid, Simon. I was never in love with Nick. I was in love with you!

Simon Look... we're us.

Leah Yeah, well, sorry. I've been trying to tell you. That night I slept over, I was trying to tell you. You wanna know the funniest part? It's that all these years, you being so picky with girls, I thought that maybe it was because you might like me, too. And then, you know, you told me I should go out with Nick and I realized you were just never gonna see me that way. I can deal with you being gay, Si. But you set me up to get my heart broken when you thought I was in love with Nick and that just makes you cruel.

Simon Do you miss trick-or-treating?

Leah What, you mean instead of, like, going to loud parties, pretending to like the taste of beer and feeling too self-conscious to dance?

Ransom Drysdale That's some heavy-duty conjecture.

Walt Thrombey Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading.

Ransom Drysdale Up your ass.

Meg Thrombey Oh, very nice!

Ransom Drysdale Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that? Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... definitely eat shit... We gotta do this more often.