Neighbors - A Dispute Over Culinary Jealousy
Vic:
In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left.
Enid Keese:
Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meat. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings.
Vic:
He spurned my sauce!
Enid Keese:
No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook.
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Neighbors - Discussion of Baby's Behavior and Care
Vic:
Old Earl here was worried about Baby.
Enid Keese:
Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want.
Vic:
Don't worry, I will.
Enid Keese: [to Earl]
They spoil him awfully.
Vic:
Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog.
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Slap Shot - Confrontation Over Inappropriate Comments on Parenting
Reggie Dunlop:
You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get married again, cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Anita McCambridge:
How dare you. How DARE you!
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