Memorable Quotes from Kathy Najimy
5 quotesQuestioning Backgrounds and Intentions in Music
Sister Mary Robert
Reverend Mother says Mary Clarence's background is in music.
Sister Mary Patrick
Really, Mary Clarence. Were you a choir mistress?
Deloris
Sort of freelance.
Sister Mary Lazarus
Freelance? Really? Oh, you don't think I see. You think I took vows yesterday? I know what you're up to. You and Reverend Mother.
Deloris
What?
Sister Mary Lazarus
You're a ringer! She brought you here to replace me! Out with the old.
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Love, Promises, and Dance Wishes
Geri
Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah.
Penny
Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari!
Bert
Girl asks you to dance, you dance.
Massimo
You long for him the way I long for you.
Massimo
You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.
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Work Ethic and Rehearsal in Sister Act
Sister Mary Lazarus
I knew that.
Deloris
Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through the door, I knew that you knew this. Now, you're somebody who's into hard work and discipline, aren't you?
Sister Mary Lazarus
Of course. I'm a nun. Four Popes now.
Deloris
4?! Wow! How often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus
Twice a week, couple hours.
Deloris
Not enough. I mean, listen to em. They really need a lotta work! They gotta rehearse every day.
Sister Mary Lazarus
She's good. Do you think they could get better?
Deloris
I don't know. They pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus
Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick
Oh, please, let us try.
Deloris
This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus
Tell me about it.
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Understanding Without Experience
Sondra
You can't answer any questions about... sex.
Sister Mary Patrick
Oh, don't be so sure. You don't have to bite the donut to know it's sweet.
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The Joy of Singing Over Other Pleasures
Sister Mary Robert
I'd rather sing then do anything.
Sister Mary Patrick
It's better then ice cream.
Sister Mary Robert
It's better than springtime.
Deloris
Better than sex. No. No. I've heard.
[the other nuns react]
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