Memorable Quotes from Katrin Cartlidge
5 quotesBeauty in Quirkiness
Jeremy
You're very beautiful, aren't you?
Sophie
Am I?
Jeremy
In a quirky sort of way.
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Cautionary Advice on Personal Choices
Sophie
You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.
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Defining a Proper Relationship
Louise
Well, I don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
Sophie
What is a proper relationship?
Louise
Living with someone who talks to ya after they've bonked ya.
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The Uncertainty of Others' Expectations
Sophie
I don't know what they want from you half the time. What they start off liking you for, they end up hating you for. Don't like you if you're strong. Don't like you if you're weak. Hate you if you're clever, hate you if you're stupid. They don't know what they want.
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Clarifying Relationship Status in a Conversation
Sophie
So, are you Louise's boyfriend?
Johnny
No.
Sophie
Oh, right. What, you're just, like, a mate?
Johnny
Primate.
Sophie
You must be the missing link then.
Johnny
Yeah, that's me.
Sophie
You're not gonna tell me your name.
Johnny
No.
Sophie
I'm not gonna tell you mine neither.
Johnny
All right. We'll be strangers.
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