Memorable Quotes from Keith L. Williams
11 quotesFeeling Isolated and Hopeless in Tough Times
Lucas
No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
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Respecting Women in Language and Attitude
Lucas
You should never call a woman a skank. You shouldn't call a woman anything!
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The Importance of Growing Together
Lucas
If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, they'll grow apart.
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A Shocking Admission of Guilt
Lucas
Oh, my God, I just killed a man!
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Consent is essential before kissing.
Lucas
You can't kiss someone without their permission. Remember from assembly?
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Truth and Support in Difficult Times
Lucas
All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth, then God will be on our side.
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Concern Over Drugs at Playground
Lucas
YOU HAD US BRING DRUGS TO A FUCKING PLAYGROUND?! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!
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Time-out and Misunderstandings
Lucas
Time-out, crackheads.
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Lucas Celebrates a Positive Dinner Choice
Lucas
Veggie lasagna for dinner? Everything's coming up, Lucas.
[getting a text on his phone from his parents]
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Confrontation with a Fantasy Character
Lucas
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?!
[to an old white-bearded man]
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The Mystery of the Human Body
Lucas
The human body is truly a mystery.
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