RocknRolla - Consequences of Asking Stupid Questions
Archy:
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, see Danny there? He's gonna slap you.
Bandy:
Sorry Arch, I was, I was just trying to use initiative.
Archy:
Danny, slap him.
Archy:
With the right, Danny, properly.
Archy:
No, no, no, no. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
Danny:
What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
Archy:
Slap him.
Archy: [Muttering angrily; Slaps Bandy, who stumbles; Bandy is biting his lip childishly]
Oh, for fu... Like this. Now if you can master a slap like that, there's no need for your clients to hold back. They will open up like a fountain, full of words. No need for strong violence, no no; they're transported back to their childhoods. Putty, in your hands; ask Bandy. Look. Thinks he's back at school.
Danny:
But he never went to school, Arch.
Archy:
You want a slap as well, Daniel? Eh? Now, if a slap don't work, you cut em or you pay em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia.
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