Weird Science - The Importance of Authenticity Over Bravado
Lisa:
You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Wyatt:
We forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa:
You forgot to hook up the doll.
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Weird Science - A Friend's Gathering Takes an Unexpected Turn
Wyatt:
Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control.
Lisa:
Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
Wyatt:
I don't have any friends, Lisa.
Gary:
He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'.
Lisa:
You do now.
Lisa:
Hi!
Guests:
HI!!!
One guest:
PARTY!
All guests: [chant]
Party! Party! Party! Party!
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Weird Science - Awkward Conversations About Adolescent Behavior
Lisa:
Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace:
Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Gary:
Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace:
You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary:
I was! I was!
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Weird Science - Confusion Among Friends About Past Relationships
Gary: [completely wasted]
Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch.
Fats:
Crazy insane?
Man 1:
Insane?
Man 2:
Crazy?
Gary:
I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin the truth here. I speakin to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying.
Wyatt:
That's the truth, baby.
Gary:
I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin devotion, man.
Mitch:
Every damn night?!
Gary:
Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin with you.
Mitch:
On the telephone?
Gary:
What this boy talkin bout, on the telephone, man?!
Fats:
Explain it to him!
Gary:
Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone!
Lisa:
But he hung up on her.
Man 1:
Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big titties?
Gary:
Hey, you. Now, here the capper. You know what the bitch did to me?
Mitch:
Lay it on me.
Gary:
Take this shit on. Listen to what she did to me.
Lisa:
She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everyone.
Mitch:
She did what?!
Man 1:
Bitch kneed your nuts?!
Gary:
Bitch kneed my nuts, man! I ain't playin with ya.
Fats:
In the family jewels?
Gary:
In the family jewels, man!
Wyatt:
Worst pain there is.
Gary:
Broke my heart in two!
Fats:
She broke more than your heart.
Mitch: [points to Lisa]
You can forget that other one. You got this fine jewel sittin right over here by you.
Gary:
Ain't that the truth, baby? That's the clean truth!
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Weird Science - Unexpected Attraction in Unlikely Pairing
Dino:
Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
Lisa:
It's purely sexual.
Dino:
No shit.
Gary:
She's into malakas, Dino!
Dino:
She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!
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Weird Science - Unexpected Consequences of Aggressive Behavior
Lisa: [to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced]
You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
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Weird Science - Unexpected Experiences and Their Thrilling Impact
Lisa:
If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good.
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Weird Science - High School Party Expectations Explored
Lisa:
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
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Weird Science - A Question of Choices and Adventures
Lisa:
So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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