Memorable Quotes from Kelly LeBrock
9 quotesHigh School Party Expectations Explored
Lisa
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.
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The Importance of Authenticity Over Bravado
Lisa
You had to be big shots didn't you. You had to show off. When are you gonna learn that people will like you for who you are, not for what you can give them. Well, in your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Wyatt
We forgot to hook up the doll.
Lisa
You forgot to hook up the doll.
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Unexpected Consequences of Aggressive Behavior
Lisa
You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
[to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced]
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Awkward Conversations About Adolescent Behavior
Lisa
Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Lucy Wallace
Oh Gary! Oh my God!
Gary
Ma, I never tossed off to anything!
Lucy Wallace
You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary
I was! I was!
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A Question of Choices and Adventures
Lisa
So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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Unexpected Experiences and Their Thrilling Impact
Lisa
If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good.
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A Friend's Gathering Takes an Unexpected Turn
Wyatt
Lisa, you have to promise me that things aren't gonna get outta control.
Lisa
Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over.
Wyatt
I don't have any friends, Lisa.
Gary
He doesn't. Boy ain't lyin'.
Lisa
You do now.
Lisa
Hi!
Guests
HI!!!
One guest
PARTY!
All guests
Party! Party! Party! Party!
[chant]
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Confusion Among Friends About Past Relationships
Gary
Fats, man, lemme tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy, little 8th grade bitch.
[completely wasted]
Fats
Crazy insane?
Man 1
Insane?
Man 2
Crazy?
Gary
I was nuts for the woman, man. Now, you gotta believe me. I'm tellin the truth here. I speakin to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. And what did it to me was these big titties she had. For a 13-year-old girl, man? She wouldn't have had to worry bout no titties for the rest of her life, boy. You know, she was set. She was looking good, I saying.
Wyatt
That's the truth, baby.
Gary
I called her every night for, like, a month. I mean, I talkin devotion, man.
Mitch
Every damn night?!
Gary
Every night, Mitch. I ain't playin with you.
Mitch
On the telephone?
Gary
What this boy talkin bout, on the telephone, man?!
Fats
Explain it to him!
Gary
Well, damn, Fats! Goddamn! We know there's a telephone!
Lisa
But he hung up on her.
Man 1
Oh, you didn't hang up on her. The chick with those big, big titties?
Gary
Hey, you. Now, here the capper. You know what the bitch did to me?
Mitch
Lay it on me.
Gary
Take this shit on. Listen to what she did to me.
Lisa
She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everyone.
Mitch
She did what?!
Man 1
Bitch kneed your nuts?!
Gary
Bitch kneed my nuts, man! I ain't playin with ya.
Fats
In the family jewels?
Gary
In the family jewels, man!
Wyatt
Worst pain there is.
Gary
Broke my heart in two!
Fats
She broke more than your heart.
Mitch
You can forget that other one. You got this fine jewel sittin right over here by you.
[points to Lisa]
Gary
Ain't that the truth, baby? That's the clean truth!
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Unexpected Attraction in Unlikely Pairing
Dino
Tell me something. What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this? Huh?
Lisa
It's purely sexual.
Dino
No shit.
Gary
She's into malakas, Dino!
Dino
She's into malakas"! Do you believe that?!
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