Kelly Preston Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Kelly Preston

11 quotes

For Love of the Game

Heartbreak and Loss in Sports

Jane Aubrey You ever gotten your heart broken?

Billy Chapel Yeah. When we lost the pennant in 87.

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Battlefield Earth

Introducing a New Character in the Scene

Terl Ker, I'd like you to meet Chirk.

Terl She's, um ... she's, um ...

Chirk His soon-to-be newly acquired secretary.

Terl Yes.

Ker Really?

[''Eagerly'']

Terl She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed ... and has other advantages.

[''Quietly, to Ker'']

Ker Ooh. I can see that.

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For Love of the Game

Misunderstanding About Deodorant Brands

Jane Aubrey I need a regular guy. Not the guy in the Old Spice commercials.

Billy Chapel It was Right Guard.

Jane Aubrey What?

Billy Chapel It was Right Guard, not Old Spice.

Jane Aubrey I was being metaphorical.

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For Love of the Game

Love and Friendship in Difficult Circumstances

Jane Aubrey What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me?

Billy Chapel No. But we could still be friends.

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For Love of the Game

Misunderstanding Between Jane and Billy

Jane Aubrey It's not mine.

Billy Chapel You mean it doubles as a flashlight?

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Battlefield Earth

Pursuit of Happiness in Unusual Circumstances

Chirk I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango.

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The Last Song

Embracing Imperfection and Forgiveness

Kim We're not perfect, any of us. We make mistakes, we screw up but then we forgive and move forward.

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The Cat in the Hat

A Story of Mischief and Fun

Narrator There are gajillions of stores of mischief and fun, but to keep things simple, let's start with just one about a mom and two kids, a house and a hat that oddly enough, was worn by a cat, but soon we will get to all of that. In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill, a city is nestled, that city is Anville.

[camera zooms into the clouds and the film title design appearing; view of the Anville with people hungry for tutti-frutti, with shopping bags]

Kid Hurry up! We'll miss the movie!

Man Any more tutti-frutti?

Man #2 I'll check. Thanks!

Narrator It's a town that's not huge, but not quite big enough for buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff from shoes and shirts and elongated ladders to sailboats and gibble-grated berry-juice bladders. So, our story begins at the corner of Main and Montroob in the spotless real estate office run by Hank Humberfloob.

[the Hand Sanitizer truck is shown and the horn is heard honking; the employee puts a box of sanitizer on the mover]

Woman Humberfloob Real Estate, how can we make your dreams come true?

Joan Walden What do you mean you're leaving? You're a baby sitter. Baby sitters don't leave, they sit. Baby leavers leave. I'll just have to come home right away. All right, thank you, Amy.

[hangs up, We see a picture of Joan's kids, the clock turns 9:02, and a zero-tolerance boss stands here]

Mr. Hank Humberfloob Attention, everyone! It's 9:02! Staff Meeting! Staff Meeting! Look alive everyone! First, I'd like to welcome aboard the newest member of the Humberfloob Family, Jim McFlinnigan!

[everyone washed their hands and run away to their seats]

Jim McFlinnigan Mr. Humberfloob, I just wanted to thank you...

Mr. Humberfloob Fired...

Jim McFlinnigan I beg your pardon?

Mr. Humberfloob Fired...

Jim McFlinnigan But I...

Mr. Humberfloob FIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED-DUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. As you know, tonight's our bimonthly meet and greet party, Tonight's host is... Joan Walden. This is where people can meet our real estate agents in a informal, yet hygienic setting.

[he screams in a high level of attitude; as Mr. Humberfloob was saying the above line, Jim McFlinnigan runs away crying, he uses ten squirts of Hand Sanitizer; rubs and blows his hands]

Joan Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids.

Mr. Humberfloob Ah yes, your children. Joan, let me make this perfectly clear. If your house is messy as last time... YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED-DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[looks at the picture; pause, he screams again in a very loud toned voice; everyone gasps]

Joan That's pretty clear, Mr. Humberfloob. Don't worry, I promise my kids will be on their best behavior.

Mr. Humberfloob Great!

[Joan leaves]

Woman Humberfloob real estate, How can we make your dreams come true? Please hold.

Narrator If you leave Humberfloob's and turn into main, three miles down, you'll find Lipplapper Lane, a pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way where a neighbor greeted neighbor with a neighbor hood "Hey!".

Man 1 Hey!

Man 2 Hey!

Narrator Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded, and lawns were mowed daily, twice daily if needed. And at the end of the street in a house like any other, something magical will happen to a sister and a brother.

Conrad Shhhh! Nevins, stealth mode!

Sally Today's to-do list, Number 1, Make to-do list. Number 2, practice coloring. Number 3, research graduate schools. Number 4, be spontaneous. Number 5, create lasting childhood memories. And number 6, amend will. What is he doing?

[Conrad walks to the kitchen; Conrad dumps the apples and the bits out of the bowls]

Sally Number 10, make tomorrow's to-do list.

Conrad LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Nevins, your attention please! You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt EVER PERFORMED UNDER THIS ROOF!!!!!

[he walks upstairs with a bowl and the teddy bear on top of it, the 2 bread packs and 6 sponge cake pack, the color marshmallows on his elbows and the popcorn on his knees; Nevins barks]

Sally Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related.

Conrad Relax, I'll put everything back. and now for the indoor stair luge!

[stuffs the bread on his pants, and Nevins runs off, he eats the bread, talking with his mouth full]

Sally Indoor stair luge"? I'll have to add this one to my list.

Conrad Go have no fun somewhere else. it... is... SHOWTIME! YEAH!

[about to get on the tray as Nevins whines and covers her ears, Conrad slides down the stairs yelling and cheering, Joan comes to the house with groceries and her new dress, but screams when they're hit by Conrad; Crashes into Joan's car]

Sally Nevins? Nevins, Come back!!!!!!!!

[As Nevins runs out of the house]

Conrad Hey, Mom, what's up?

Old Dogs

Childhood Fears and Humor in Parenting

Charlie The kids have never seen ], part 1 or ]!

[[Friday the 13th (1980 film)|Friday the 13th; [Friday the 13th Part 2|2]

Vicki Oh, my God!

Dan He's kidding. He's a kidder. He was scared of ]. He's kidding. The monkeys got him in the nuts.

[[The Wizard of Oz]

For Love of the Game

Counting Losses in Life and Sports

Jane Aubrey Do you lose very much?

Billy Chapel I lose. I've lost 134 times.

Jane Aubrey You count them?

Billy Chapel We count everything.

For Love of the Game

Living Independently in a Relationship

Jane Aubrey So, when you're away, I'll live my life and you'll live yours. And none of this stupid bullshit "why didn't you call me?" crap. And "What you do when you're not with me has nothing to do with me" and vice versa. No questions asked, no worrying, no obsessing.

Billy Chapel That sounded perfect.