Memorable Quotes from Ken Davitian
6 quotesA Call for Compassion and Understanding
Xerxes
Leave Britney alone!
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Xerxes' Excitement Over a Transformer Cube
Xerxes
Ooh! Transformer Cube!
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Critique of Excessive Violence in Video Games
Xerxes
Enough of this superflous videogame violence!
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Xerxes Praises Bravery Amidst Threats
Xerxes
I tell you, kid, you got balls! I come here with this huge army, we're gonna shish kebab your ass!
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Generational Communication Challenges in Dialogue
Shtarker
What good hang time, huh?
[After Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge]
The Chief
Speak up son. I'm an old man, you know.
[Having punched out a belittling secret service agent]
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Identity Reveal in a Comedic Exchange
Siegfried
Who are you?
Max
My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
Siegfried
I am Siegfried.
Max
Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
Siegfried
Yes.
Max
I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Siegfried
How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max
If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried
If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max
Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Shtarker
...That actually makes sense.
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