Memorable Quotes from Ken Foree
1 quoteMorning Conversations About Chickens
Charlie Altamont
Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon
Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont
You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon
No boss.
Charlie Altamont
Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon
Is that right?
Charlie Altamont
(to Darrell) Yeah, good mornin good mornin good mornin good mornin sir! How are ya!
Darrell
How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont
Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell
We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont
Yeah! I see it!
Darrell
Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont
RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of em.
Darrell
Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont
(after a long pause) What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens?
Darrell
Well, I thought about fuckin some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont
Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
Darrell
Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin you a chicken fucker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.
Clevon
Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a fucking chicken fucker!
Darrell
I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont
Everybody just stop yappin and grab the fuckin chickens, Clevon! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Darrell
Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon
Chickenf--He's the chicken fucker!!!
Charlie Altamont
That's all right. Put em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon
We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!
Charlie Altamont
Yeah, I know, I know.
Clevon
(yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!
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