All About Steve - Critique of Unusual Appearance Choices
Angus:
Hartman for the love of GOD stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip, you look like a orange with lips, you look like a wrinkled peach. And you Geraldo, lose the wig, you look like a retired porn star.
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Vampires Suck - Twilight and Takeout: A Humorous Moment
Chinese Food Delivery Guy:
Someone order Chinese food?
Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca]
Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!
Frank:
Kardashians.
Becca:
Edward it's not sunny anymore it's twilight. (Moon shifts into a New Moon)
Darren:
Hey, New Moon. (Shifts to Eclipse)
Daro:
Augh! Eclipse.
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Crazy Rich Asians - Standing Up to Family Expectations
Wye Mun Goh:
Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
Oliver T'sien:
It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. But you, not me, oh god. She can't ever know I was here.
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Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween - A Family Reunion in a Goosebumps Story
Kathy: [after being possessed by Slappy]
There's my sweet little babies. I just love a family reunion.
Mr. Chu:
We are living a Goosebumps story right now?
Tommy:
Someone beam me out of this classroom.
Gummy Bear: [as he and his brethren gets sucked in the book, he hangs on for dear life; Sam flicks him]
You'll never take me alive!
Headless Horseman: [repeated line]
Hyah!
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The Hangover Part II - Mr. Chow's Unconventional Nighttime Activities
Mr. Chow:
I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fuck with lady-boy.
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The Hangover Part II - Mr. Chow's Perspective on Risks and Recovery
Mr. Chow:
What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book.
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The Hangover Part III - Confusion Amidst Attempted Assistance
Mr. Chow:
Hold still, I'm trying to help!
Alan:
Are you out of your mind?
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The Hangover Part III - Friendship and Consequences in Humor
Alan:
We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.
Mr. Chow:
Yeah, but that's the point! It's funny!
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The Hangover Part III - Mr. Chow's Bold Farewell and Declaration
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