Fat Albert - Fat Albert's Call to Help Others
Fat Albert:
Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits.
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Fat Albert - Uncertainty About What Lies Beneath
Fat Albert:
I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.
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Fat Albert - Problem Solver Mindset
Fat Albert:
I don't have problems. I solve problems.
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Fat Albert - Introduction of Fat Albert's Identity
Fat Albert:
I'm Fat Albert.
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Fat Albert - Catchy Phrase of Excitement
Fat Albert:
(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!
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Heavyweights - Lessons in Unconventional Pizza Choices
Pat:
And what did we learn today?
Roy: [''wagging his index finger seriously''; [w:Twinkies|Twinkies]
Don't put ] on your pizza.
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Heavyweights - A Conversation About Change and Growth
Roy:
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh: [''half-unaware'']
Josh was bad.
Roy:
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh:
Josh…now…good.
Gerry:
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh:
Must be...
Josh:
good to see my big ass again!
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Heavyweights - Campers Prepare for Evaluation Day
Tony: [''over the loudspeakers'']
Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!
Roy:
Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
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Heavyweights - An Awkward Encounter at Camp
Roy:
Headed to fat camp?
Gerry:
No...why do you say that?
Roy: [''points to man seated beside Gerry'']
Cause you’re fat. That your dad?
Gerry:
No...w-why do you say that?
Roy:
Cause he's fat too!
Gerry:
Well, so are you.
Roy:
I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.
Gerry:
I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.
Roy:
I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?
Gerry:
Hell no!
Roy:
Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!
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Heavyweights - A Question About Identity and Origin
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Snakes on a Plane - Game Strategies in a Crisis Situation
Neville:
Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
Troy:
Uh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville:
Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
Troy:
I don't know, man! I usually just hit reset and start the level over!
Neville:
Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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Snakes on a Plane - Video Games and Flight Simulators Discussed
Troy:
It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.
Neville:
Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
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