Memorable Quotes from Kenan Thompson
12 quotesUncertainty About What Lies Beneath
Fat Albert
I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.
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Introduction of Fat Albert's Identity
Fat Albert
I'm Fat Albert.
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A Question About Identity and Origin
Roy
Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?
Lars
...Far away.
[''steps towards Roy'']
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An Awkward Encounter at Camp
Roy
Headed to fat camp?
Gerry
No...why do you say that?
Roy
Cause you’re fat. That your dad?
[''points to man seated beside Gerry'']
Gerry
No...w-why do you say that?
Roy
Cause he's fat too!
Gerry
Well, so are you.
Roy
I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.
Gerry
I'm Gerry. Yeah, I guess I am going.
Roy
I knew it! And that's your dad too, right?
Gerry
Hell no!
Roy
Well you're gonna love camp, man. Camp is awesome. Plus, nobody picks on you because YOU’RE not the fat kid, EVERYBODY'S the fat kid. Just stick with me, Gerry, because I'm the man!
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Campers Prepare for Evaluation Day
Tony
Time to wake up, campers! Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet! But before summer's over, this camp's gonna be filled with skinny winners!
[''over the loudspeakers'']
Roy
Skinny weiners?" You hear that, guys?
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Catchy Phrase of Excitement
Fat Albert
(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!
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Problem Solver Mindset
Fat Albert
I don't have problems. I solve problems.
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A Conversation About Change and Growth
Roy
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh
Josh was bad.
[''half-unaware'']
Roy
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh
Josh…now…good.
Gerry
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh
Must be...
Josh
good to see my big ass again!
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Video Games and Flight Simulators Discussed
Troy
It's not a video-game. It's a flight simulator.
Neville
Is that PlayStation or Xbox?
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Lessons in Unconventional Pizza Choices
Pat
And what did we learn today?
Roy
Don't put ] on your pizza.
[''wagging his index finger seriously''; [w:Twinkies|Twinkies]
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Fat Albert's Call to Help Others
Fat Albert
Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits.
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Game Strategies in a Crisis Situation
Neville
Brakes, Troy! Put your ass into it!
Troy
Uh, this part ain't in the game!
Neville
Is crashing part of the game, huh?!
Troy
I don't know, man! I usually just hit reset and start the level over!
Neville
Oh shit, left! Left! Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
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