Radio Days - The Dangers of Excessive Radio Listening
Mother:
I don't know what to do, Rabbi. Every night, he listens to the radio. I can't keep him away. I say, "Go to the beach. Play in the sun. Get some fresh air." No. "The Lone Ranger," "The Shadow," "The Masked Avenger.
Rabbi Baumel:
This is not good. This boy needs discipline. Radio, it's all right once in a while. Otherwise, it tends to induce bad values false dreams, lazy habits. Listening to the radio these stories of foolishness and violence this is no way for a boy to grow up!
Joe:
You speak the truth, my faithful Indian companion.
Rabbi Baumel: [hits him in a head]
To a rabbi you say "my faithful Indian companion"?
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Night Moves - A Casual Introduction Among Friends
Nick:
Where do you know Arlene from?
Joey Ziegler:
From way back.
Nick:
Oh, yeah? What's your name again? Ziegler? Joey Ziegler?
Joey Ziegler:
Joey Ziegler.
Nick:
I don't think you were one of the names.
Joey Ziegler:
What names?
Nick:
One of those she cheated on Grastner with. I got them all.
Joey Ziegler:
I'm one of a small, select group. We hold meetings in a telephone booth.
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Night Moves - Familiar Faces in Conversation
Nick:
Where do you know Arlene from?
Joey Ziegler:
From way back.
Nick:
Oh, yeah? What's your name again? Ziegler? Joey Ziegler?
Joey Ziegler:
Joey Ziegler.
Nick:
I don't think you were one of the names.
Joey Ziegler:
What names?
Nick:
One of those she cheated on Grastner with. I got them all.
Joey Ziegler:
I'm one of a small, select group. We hold meetings in a telephone booth.
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Protocol - Unexpected Arrival and Acknowledgment
Lou Fox:
Nice, Sunny, very nice. Thank you very much for showing up.
Sunny Davis:
Oh, geeze, am I late?
Lou: [[running]
How come you were ] like that if you didn't know you were late?
Sunny: [[Exercise]
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What's Up, Doc? - Cultural Identity and Fear in Crisis
Hugh Simon:
For God's sake, don't shoot me, I'm part Italian.
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What's Up, Doc? - Identity Confusion Among Alleged Colleagues
Hugh Simon:
The slight mistake, Mesdames and Messieurs, is in the so-called identity of these alleged colleagues. I don't know who he is, but she is definitely not herself.
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What's Up, Doc? - Curiosity Leads to Interesting Discoveries
Hugh Simon:
I myself have a little announcement to make, that may be of some interest. My natural curiosity was aroused, an so I did a little research on Mr. Bankister and Miss Burns, and I think--
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What's Up, Doc? - Skepticism Towards Unpalatable Narratives
Hugh Simon:
I find that story as difficult to swallow as I do this potage au gelée.
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What's Up, Doc? - Croatian Saying Explained by Hugh Simon
Hugh Simon:
There is an old Croatian saying, Bollixter, which goes...
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Young Frankenstein - Conflict Over Relationships and Masculinity
Inspector Kemp:
A riot is an ungly thingk...undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
Elizabeth: [After they had sex, the Monster hears the violin, and follows it; to herself]
Oh. Where you going?...Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. You better keep your mouth shut! Oh...I think I love him.
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