The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - A Humorous Exchange Among Friends
Bernadette:
Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar.
Bob:
Bernadette, please.
Frank:
Bernadette? Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.
Bernadette:
There, now you're fucked!
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