Memorable Quotes from Kevin Chamberlin
4 quotesIdentifying a Notorious Criminal in Conversation
Dr. Fred Schiller
These people don't like to work anonymously. They want you to know who's doing it to you. So this name Simon is probably not an alias. It's probably Simon or some variation.
Joe Lambert
Simon, Robert E. Busted in 86. Extortion. Kidnapping. 10 to 15. Did 7 years for good behavior. Released on a state work furlough two months ago.
[reads information off of a rap sheet]
Inspector Cobb
Check it.
[Rick tosses something to McClane]
John McClane
Thanks, Rick. Bob Simon was a bankrupt businessman who kidnapped his partner's daughter. He's a fuck-up, not a psycho. The guy we're looking for is nuts.
Charles Weiss
A nut who knows a lot about bombs. We found this in a playground. Professional. Very cool stuff! You know … Boom!
[comes in; thuds the bomb on Cobb's desk]
Inspector Walter Cobb
You think you should slam it around like that, Charlie?
Charles Weiss
It's unmixed. You can't hurt it. This stuff is cutting edge. It's a binary liquid.
Inspector Walter Cobb
A what?
Charles Weiss
Like epoxy. Two liquids. Now, either one by itself … you got nothing. But, mix em … : Ricky?
[puts a dab of the clear liquid on Cobb's desk; hits it with his shoe; dabs a paperclip in the red liquid, swirls it into the clear; Ricky Walsh moves aside and Charlie throws the paperclip at a chair. The mixture explodes and pops the chair up, startling everyone]
Connie Kowalski
Charlie, you're gonna be wearin that chair up your ass!!
[pissed]
Inspector Walter Cobb
Christ almighty, Charlie!
Charles Weiss
Like I said, very cool stuff. Now, with a package like this, you get a warning. Now, the bomb has to arm itself. You'll see the red liquid pump into the clear before it detonates.
[pretending to have not heard them]
John McClane
How long before?
Charles Weiss
Ten seconds, two minutes, it could be anything. But once it's mixed...be somewhere else.
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A Cautionary Exchange Between Two Characters
Michael Sullivan
You gonna frisk me?
Frank the Bouncer
Should I?
Michael Sullivan
It's a good idea.
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Unlikely Success in Challenging Situations
Dr. Fusion
I can't even imagine a scenario where this works out well for us.
[stuck inside the lighthouse with the machine about to blow up]
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Questioning Our Roles in the Story
Les Camembert
I'm not sure I like the way this movie ends.
Dr. Fusion
Movie? What movie?
Les Camembert
Glad you asked. It seems we're all in this movie, and we're the villains.
Dr. Fusion
Intriguing. Tell me more.
[takes off his fake mustache]
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