Soul Plane - Request for Business Class Upgrade
Nashawn: [after seeing that business class has been turned into a casino]
I'm going back to the front of the plane. When I get back, I want this to be business class.
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Soul Plane - Struggles with Finding Large Tires
Nashawn:
You know hard it is to get 84 inch tires?!
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Soul Plane - Celebration Announcement from Nashawn
Nashawn:
Everybody! Top deck! Drinks on me!
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The Man from Toronto - Unexpected Reunion Sparks Concern
Teddy:
Lori!
Lori:
Teddy?
Teddy: [''He runs towards Lori on the train station platform'']
Hey.
Lori:
Oh my God, what the hell happened to you?
Teddy:
A lot of stuff.
Lori:
Honey, yeah, you're bleeding.
Teddy:
It's not all my blood.
Lori:
Okay, you need medical attention.
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The Man from Toronto - Miscommunication About Relationships
The Man from Toronto:
Who's she with?
Teddy:
Her friend, Anne. Why?
The Man from Toronto:
You didn't tell me about Anne.
Teddy: [''The Man from Toronto sighs and gets uncomfortable'']
I didn't know that I had to tell you about Anne. What's the problem?
The Man from Toronto:
I get uncomfortable... around women.
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The Man from Toronto - Confrontation Over Online Presence and Accountability
The Man from Toronto:
You think you know me? I know you. I looked at your little online gym channel. Seven views. With one upload three years ago. And seven views.
Teddy:
Yeah. Three comments.
The Man from Toronto:
Yeah. You think a low toner got you into this situation? No. Never doing what you say you're gonna do is what got you into this situation.
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The Man from Toronto - A Conversation About 19th-Century Poetry
Teddy:
Here's a little secret of mine. I love 19th-century American poetry. It's my hobby.
The Man from Toronto: [[John Keats|Keats]
Let's hear some ].
Teddy:
You wanna hear her old stuff or her new stuff?
The Man from Toronto:
Well, he... died at 25.
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The Man from Toronto - Fridge Material Versus Serial Killer Wall
Teddy: [''About his minute photos'']
What's that, for your little serial killer wall?
The Man From Toronto:
You think you'd make the wall? Come on, man. You're barely fridge material.
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The Man from Toronto - Marketing Missteps and Miscommunication
Marty: [''He shows Teddy one of the flyers'']
See these flyers you made up? I spent my entire marketing budget on these things, and we ain't got one bite.
Teddy:
Marty, they're gonna come through that door any day, any minute. You just gotta be patient. You know that.
Marty:
Well, they would be. If you had put the address on this thing!
Teddy: [''He takes the flyer and opens it'']
What? I mean, who really needs addresses?
Marty:
My customers.
Teddy:
Then they'll call you, Marty.
Marty:
You left out the phone number too.
Teddy:
Dammit, did I?
Marty:
Teddy, you're a nice guy. You really are. But I need a dude with some grit.
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The Man from Toronto - Becoming a Verb: The Impact of Mistakes
Lori:
If a paralegal screws up, they say they Teddy'd it.
Teddy:
They named a screw-up after me?
Lori: [''She chuckles'']
You're actually a verb now.
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The Man from Toronto - Embrace Self-Competition at Teddybox
Teddy:
Welcome. Welcome to Teddybox. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it.
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The Man from Toronto - Teddy Introduces His Non-Contact Boxing Class
Teddy:
Hey! What's going on? I'm Teddy Jackson, and I welcome you guys to my first ever non-contact boxing class. It's called Teddy-box. It's all the "wow" without the "ow".
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Borderlands - A Reflective Moment of Temporary Enjoyment
Roland:
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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Borderlands - Roland's Frustration with His Helmet
Roland:
What a stupid helmet!
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Borderlands - Encouragement to Tina in Borderlands
Roland:
Make it rain, Tina!
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Borderlands - Roland's Disappointment in the Orgy Experience
Roland: [''Pushes bodies of Psychos off him in hall''; ''Holds up stuffed animal head''; ''Throws it aside'']
Worst... orgy... ever! Rest in peace, Bob.
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Scary Movie 3 - Awakening to Life and Death Confusion
Mahalik:
You know Jamal, from 92nd Street? This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ:
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik:
Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ:
You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik:
You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.
CJ:
No, it wouldn't. Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik:
But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ:
Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!
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Scary Movie 3 - Contemplating Relocation and Unexpected Challenges
Mahalik:
But what if we stopped living over here, and started living over there?
CJ:
Shit, my Aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik:
For what?
CJ:
Mice.
Mahalik:
I thought she had rats?
CJ:
No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik:
But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ:
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik:
That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ:
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there!
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