The Little Rascals - Celebration of Alfalfa's Victory
Stymie:
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa:
We did it! All of us!
Froggy:
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Kids:
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa:
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
Butch:
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa:
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Butch:
Pig puckey!
Woim:
Allow me!
Stymie:
Looking good, man.
Kids:
Yeah.
Spanky:
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa:
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Spanky:
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa:
That's not Waldo!
Waldo:
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Spanky:
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Darla:
Hi, guys. What's up?
Spanky:
A girl! Ohh!
Stymie:
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa:
Spanky!
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The Little Rascals - A Singular Opportunity in Life
Stymie: [to Spanky]
: You only make a once in a lifetime, buddy. Once in a lifetime.
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The Little Rascals - Conflict Among Friends in The Little Rascals
Spanky:
Hey!
Froggy:
Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
Spanky:
That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
Alfalfa:
Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
Spanky:
All my fault?!
Froggy:
You torched the clubhouse.
Spanky:
And it's all my fault?! Say, you're supposed to be guardin the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa: [runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there]
Relax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! It was right here!
Spanky:
Well, where is it?
Stymie:
Boy, you're messin up left and right.
Spanky:
That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of!
Rascal 1:
Me, too!
Alfalfa: [Spanky gasps; storms off]
Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball! If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph!
Rascal 2:
Good!
Rascal 3:
What a wimp!
Rascal 4:
Yeah!
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The Little Rascals - Loan Denied to Hardworking Family
Spanky:
Thank you my good man!
Mr. Welling: [writing]
Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy. Loan...denied.
Spanky:
Hello, my good man.
Mr. Welling:
Gentlemen, uh, have a seat.
Spanky: [to Froggy, who is holding him up under the coat]
Can we sit down?
Froggy:
Are you kidding?
Spanky:
We can't sit down my good man.
Mr. Welling:
And what may I do for you?
Stymie:
We wanna take out a hefty loan.
Mr. Welling:
Course, of course. Do you have an account with us?
Stymie: [nods]
And how!
Mr. Welling:
What is your account...number?
Spanky:
Uh, seven.
Mr. Welling:
Seven?...seven?
Froggy:
Try eight.
Spanky:
Eight?
Mr. Welling: [pulls the fake beards on Stymie and Spanky]
Heard enough.
Spanky and Stymie:
Ouch!
Mr. Welling:
If you were my kids, I'd punish you!
Mr. Welling:
Leave the premises post haste!
Spanky:
You can't treat people this way, Mister!
Mr. Welling:
You're not people, you're kids!
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The Little Rascals - Wood Growth and Its Misconceptions
Stymie:
Wood doesn't grow on trees!
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The Little Rascals - Introducing the President of the Club
Stymie: [takes charge. He picks up his gavel, really a can of beans tied to a stick, and smashes it down on the podium]
Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you our president, Spanky!
Spanky: [whispering; eventually, he arrives at the podium. He takes a deep breath]
How are you? Nice to see you. Your fly's undone. Vice president Stymie, lead the men in the Pledge of Our Lesions.
Stymie:
I, Stymie...
Boys:
I, Stymie...
Stymie:
...Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club...
Boys:
Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club...
Stymie:
...Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
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