Kevin McDonald Quotes

Gwen I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.

Will Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.

Mr. Medulla And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.

Travis Lindsey Spock. Shuttlecraft has encountered strange alien matter. Have Chekov scan computer bank. Wong, proceed.

Twin You really said that?

Mr. Medulla True story.

Evil Twin You're so funny!

Mr. Medulla I love life!

Mr. Medulla Rays! From the silliness of the shrink ray to the devastation of the death ray, these are the very foundations of Mad Science!

Coach Boomer What if I told you she's not just a twin, she's an evil twin?

Mr. Medulla This Friday, you say?

Coach Boomer Medulla, you dog!

Travis Lindsey Travis. Yes, Admiral Kirk, I understand. Travis out. New orders from Starfleet. The Klingon leader is to be terminated. Phasers on kill, Lieutenant. Phasers on kill.

Mr. Medulla Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.

Harry Potter Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!

Susan Aren't you a little old to still be a student here?

Harry Potter Nonsense. I am but 14. (he looks at least 30) As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione!

Travis Lindsey Captain's log, 94237.4. I just received a priority communication from Starfleet Command that an alliance between the Klingons and the Romulans will occur right here on Earth. Our mission: to infiltrate the Klingon crew and to kidnap the Romulan leader. Computer, scan file on Klingon crew. Computer, identify Klingon leader. Just as I thought. Computer, identify Romulan leader. Mr. Spock, your analysis? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I agree. We have to stop him. Lieutenant Uhura, accompany me to the transporter. Mr. Spock, you have the bridge.