National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Alien Encounter in Shuttlecraft Situation
Travis Lindsey:
Spock. Shuttlecraft has encountered strange alien matter. Have Chekov scan computer bank. Wong, proceed.
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Starfleet Orders in a Senior Trip
Travis Lindsey:
Travis. Yes, Admiral Kirk, I understand. Travis out. New orders from Starfleet. The Klingon leader is to be terminated. Phasers on kill, Lieutenant. Phasers on kill.
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Intergalactic Mission Briefing on Earth
Travis Lindsey:
Captain's log, 94237.4. I just received a priority communication from Starfleet Command that an alliance between the Klingons and the Romulans will occur right here on Earth. Our mission: to infiltrate the Klingon crew and to kidnap the Romulan leader. Computer, scan file on Klingon crew. Computer, identify Klingon leader. Just as I thought. Computer, identify Romulan leader. Mr. Spock, your analysis? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I agree. We have to stop him. Lieutenant Uhura, accompany me to the transporter. Mr. Spock, you have the bridge.
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Sky High - Life's Humor in Unexpected Moments
Twin:
You really said that?
Mr. Medulla:
True story.
Evil Twin:
You're so funny!
Mr. Medulla:
I love life!
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Sky High - Evil Twins and Surprising Revelations
Coach Boomer:
What if I told you she's not just a twin, she's an evil twin?
Mr. Medulla:
This Friday, you say?
Coach Boomer: [chuckles]
Medulla, you dog!
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Sky High - Critique of Technique and Grading Standards
Mr. Medulla:
Dreadful technique. You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.
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Sky High - The Irony of Powers and Recognition
Gwen:
I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will:
Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: [passing them]
And yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
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Sky High - Foundations of Mad Science Explained
Mr. Medulla:
Rays! From the silliness of the shrink ray to the devastation of the death ray, these are the very foundations of Mad Science!
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Epic Movie - Age and Perception in Fantasy Worlds
Harry Potter:
Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Susan:
Aren't you a little old to still be a student here?
Harry Potter:
Nonsense. I am but 14. (he looks at least 30) As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione!
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