Marty Supreme - Consequences of Misbehavior in a Humorous Context
Milton Rockwell:
Ah Marty, gimme the paddle. Ok, so here's what I want you to do. I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
Marty Mauser:
For real?
Milton Rockwell:
You've been a really a bad boy and now you're going to get a spanking.
Marty Mauser:
Oh come on.
Milton Rockwell:
You want to get to Japan, don't you?
Marty Mauser:
Yes, but...
Milton Rockwell:
Well, that's what it's going to take.
Marty Mauser:
So to be clear, you're going to bring me to Japan and then compensate me.
Milton Rockwell:
Correct. We leave from Laguardia at 8am.
Marty Mauser:
Uh, do I need a ticket?
Milton Rockwell:
It's my plane.
Marty Mauser:
And how do I know you're going to honor this?
Milton Rockwell:
You don't. I'm not trying to control you Marty, but I don't think you understand the stakes. You have no power here.
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Marty Supreme - Eternal Existence and the Pursuit of Happiness
Milton Rockwell:
I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy.
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