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Kip Pardue Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Kip Pardue

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But I'm a Cheerleader
Exploring Personal Histories and Relationships
Mary I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham My mother got married in pants.
Mary All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary Hilary?
Hilary All girl boarding school.
Mary Sinead?
Sinead I was born in France.
Mary Clayton?
Clayton My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan I like balls.
Mary Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary Joel?
Joel Traumatic bris.
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Hostel: Part III
Betrayal Among Friends Over Desire
Scott You do this to your own fucking friends?
Carter McMullen When it comes to pussy, I have no friends!
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But I'm a Cheerleader
Introducing the Group's Identities and Truths
Mary Megan, meet the rest of our group.
Jan Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham We met.
Mary Graham.
Graham I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.
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Hostel: Part III
Marriage Struggles and Communication Issues
Scott It's Amy.
[''Answers phone rings'']
Carter McMullen Oh, well you probably want to take that don't you since you're practically married already.
Mike Malloy Guess what I do: When I'm 80 miles away from my wife, I turn off my fucking phone! Then she can't call me, she can't text me, she can't make me send a photo of where I'm at because she's insecure!
Scott That's why your marriage sucks.
Mike Malloy Well, she put on 30 pounds so...
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Driven
Unexpected Skills in Unusual Places
Jimmy Bly What are you doing?
Sophia Simone Swimming.
[showing off to Jimmy her synchronized swimming moves]
Jimmy Bly Swimming? That's swimming to you, huh? I don't think that's swimming; that's uh... a little beyond. I've never seen anything like that. Pretty fantastic. Where'd you learn how to do that?
Sophia Simone I, uh... I was raised by frogs.
Jimmy Bly Raised by frogs?
Sophia Simone Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit.
[laughs]
Jimmy Bly Well, I'm glad you escaped.
Sophia Simone Thank you. Jimmy, what's on your mind?
Jimmy Bly How does Beau do it?
Sophia Simone Do what?
Jimmy Bly Stay on top. Stay focused.
Sophia Simone He got scared.
Jimmy Bly No. I don't think so; that guy is ice.
Sophia Simone To you, he's ice. Inside, he's scared. But he likes it. He says it makes him try harder. Today he says the day he's not afraid is the day he'll stop. You know, you're just as scared. And the day you stop caring what other people think and make yourself happy will be even better. Come on!
[resumes her swimming routine]
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