Blade - Loss and Betrayal in a Vampire's Game
Whistler:
Had a family once. Wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin one evenin'. Vampire. He toyed with em first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.
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Blade - Unexpected Encounter with Adversaries
Whistler:
Catch you fuckers at a bad time?
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Blade - Aging and Frustration in a Dangerous World
Whistler:
I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!
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Blade - Vampires Defined as Night Creatures
Whistler:
Vampires: Hominus nocturna.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Struggles of Decision-Making in Relationships
Alice:
I know what I'm doing!
David:
Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.
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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Inappropriate Comments in a Casual Conversation
David: [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Tommy:
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice: [to David]
Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
Tommy:
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
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Blade II - The Unexpected Strength of Attraction
Whistler:
(deleted scene) Never underestimate the power of the pussy, boys. One cunt hair off that thing can drag a freight train a mile uphill.
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Blade II - Whistler's Affection for Provocative Language
Whistler: [To Chupa]
I love it when you talk dirty, sweetheart.
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Blade II - Whistler's Changing Perspective on a Character
Whistler: [after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb]
I was just startin to like him.
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Blade II - Whistler's Frustration with a Character
Whistler: [After Scud punches him]
Why, you little shit.
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Blade II - Whistler's Struggles with Torture and Healing
Whistler:
They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.
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Blade II - Whistler's Frustration with Limited Vision
Whistler: [''After being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light]
] Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin nipple head, what am I supposed to do?
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