Memorable Quotes from Kris Kristofferson
12 quotesThe Unexpected Strength of Attraction
Whistler
(deleted scene) Never underestimate the power of the pussy, boys. One cunt hair off that thing can drag a freight train a mile uphill.
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Inappropriate Comments in a Casual Conversation
David
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
[Tommy's milking a cow]
Tommy
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice
Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
[to David]
Tommy
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
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Whistler's Changing Perspective on a Character
Whistler
I was just startin to like him.
[after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb]
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Vampires Defined as Night Creatures
Whistler
Vampires: Hominus nocturna.
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Aging and Frustration in a Dangerous World
Whistler
I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a goddamn wheelchair!
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Unexpected Encounter with Adversaries
Whistler
Catch you fuckers at a bad time?
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Loss and Betrayal in a Vampire's Game
Whistler
Had a family once. Wife, two daughters. Then a drifter came callin one evenin'. Vampire. He toyed with em first. Tried to make me decide which order they'd die in.
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Whistler's Struggles with Torture and Healing
Whistler
They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could have at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.
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Whistler's Frustration with Limited Vision
Whistler
] Yeah well some of us can't see in the dark ya fuckin nipple head, what am I supposed to do?
[''After being scolded for turning on the ultraviolet light]
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Whistler's Frustration with a Character
Whistler
Why, you little shit.
[After Scud punches him]
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Struggles of Decision-Making in Relationships
Alice
I know what I'm doing!
David
Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.
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Whistler's Affection for Provocative Language
Whistler
I love it when you talk dirty, sweetheart.
[To Chupa]
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