Honey, I Shrunk the Kids - Unexpected Consequences of a New Invention
Mae Thompson:
Why didn't you tell us about this earlier?
Diane:
Well, up until now, the machine just... blew things up.
Mae Thompson:
Are you saying that that machine...?
Russell Russ Thompson, Sr.:
Blew up my kids?
Wayne & Diane:
No, no!
Wayne:
No, if the machine had blown up the kids, there'd be pieces of them everywhere...
Diane:
Wayne!
Wayne:
Sorry, but I'm positive about this. The machine shrunk our kids.
Russell Russ Thompson, Sr.:
You're the one who needs a "shrink", Szalinski! You are a nutcase. And I'll tell you something: I have got an air hammer in my attic, and if you did do something to my kids, there's gonna be pieces of you all over the neighborhood! Come on, Mae!
Wayne:
I think that went well.
Diane:
I think we should have them over more often.
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