Big Daddy - Unexpected Conversations Over Curly Fries
Sonny: [to a passing Hooters waitress; the waitress turns to Sonny, showing it's...]
Hey, can we get some curly fries? Vanessa?
Vanessa:
...Hi, Sonny.
Sonny: [Vanessa glances over to the kitchen. He looks at sees Sid working there. He waves to them]
You're a Hooters girl? What happened to Sid's five-year-plan? Hey. Maybe it's a ten-year-plan.
Julian:
Is that the guy with the old balls?
Sonny: [laughs; Vanessa gives an angry look and walks away; to Julian]
Yeah, I guess it is. Oh, come on, I bet they're nice. Awww... Next time, don't say "balls". "Testicles", alright?
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Big Daddy - A Conversation About Sleep and Exercise
Sonny:
...Hello?
Lenny:
Sonny? It's your dad. Were you asleep?
Sonny:
Oh, hey, man, I was - I was exercising.
Lenny:
Bullshit. You were sleeping.
Sonny:
No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
Lenny: [to someone near him; to Sonny]
This kid won't stop lying to me. You still act like you're 6!
Sonny:
Oh yeah, okay, dad. I act like I'm 6.
Lenny:
Any luck finding a job where you can work more than one day a week?
Sonny:
Uh...I've been looking.
Lenny:
Looking doesn't pay the rent, kid.
Sonny:
Hey, all the money I won from the cab accident is kicking ass in the stock market, so relax.
Lenny:
Well, don't blow it all on worthless crap.
Sonny:
I won't!
Lenny:
You know what you should spend it on? Your bar exam.
Sonny:
You're the lawyer in the family; I ain't taking a damn bar exam. I got too much other shit going on in my life.
Lenny:
I don't know what the hell happened to you.
Sonny:
Okay.
Lenny:
Anyway, how are things going with your girlfriend? What's her name? Vanessa?
Sonny:
Things are going fine.
Vanessa: [wakes up suddenly; looks at the clock]
Shit. SHIT!
Sonny: [hangs up the phone]
I gotta - I gotta go.
Vanessa:
Damn it, you turned off the alarm clock again!
Sonny:
No, no, no. I mean, yes, I did, but I thought you needed more sleep, Vanessa.
Vanessa: [rushing to the bathroom to get dressed]
I knew I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a real jerk thing to do, thanks a lot!
Sonny:
What are you doing? Why are you going to work, anyway? It's Sunday.
Vanessa:
I'm not going to work, I'm going to brunch...with some potential clients. That's how a party planner gets business: by meeting people, making contact!
Sonny:
Meet with me. Come on, I'll order in from Cozy's, we'll have fun.
Vanessa:
I am sick of Cozy's! You order from there all the time, the delivery guy's, like, your best friend.
Sonny:
Well, he happens to be pretty damn nice. This is a rough patch of my life right now, alright? Syracuse is 0-3, and I've got those medical problems.
Vanessa: [scoffs]
Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot two years ago, you spent one night in the hospital.
Sonny:
First of all, that cab was huge. And a jury decided that that one night of pain was worth $200,000, so there you go.
Vanessa:
Whatever.
Sonny:
What the hell's the matter with you? Why are you being so nuts to me lately?
Vanessa:
Because, you refuse to move on to the next phase of your life. I, on the other hand, would like to have a family someday. But, I need someone that I can rely on, not just a playmate.
Sonny:
What do you need, a father figure? "Stop pulling your sister's hair!
Vanessa:
You know what? I am going to go to Syracuse to see my mom. I'll be back on Wednesday.
Sonny:
What are you talking about?
Nazo: [in foreign accent]
I have call for delivery in building, but I think it was crank call. Want some chocolate cake?
Sonny:
It's a bad time, man. Come back later, I'll Indian Wrestle ya.
Nazo:
You’re going down, sucker.
Sonny:
Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
Nazo: [leaves]
Okay, peace out.
Sonny: [to Vanessa]
What do you mean you're going to Syracuse?
Vanessa:
Because I need time to think, and so do you.
Sonny:
What do I need to think about?
Vanessa:
Your life! And why there's any reason for me to be a part of it.
Sonny:
Alright...
Vanessa: [leaves]
And while you’re at it, why don't you think about getting a real job?
Sonny:
I got a real job!
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