Kristy Swanson Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Kristy Swanson

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Big Daddy

Unexpected Conversations Over Curly Fries

Sonny Hey, can we get some curly fries? Vanessa?

[to a passing Hooters waitress; the waitress turns to Sonny, showing it's...]

Vanessa ...Hi, Sonny.

Sonny You're a Hooters girl? What happened to Sid's five-year-plan? Hey. Maybe it's a ten-year-plan.

[Vanessa glances over to the kitchen. He looks at sees Sid working there. He waves to them]

Julian Is that the guy with the old balls?

Sonny Yeah, I guess it is. Oh, come on, I bet they're nice. Awww... Next time, don't say "balls". "Testicles", alright?

[laughs; Vanessa gives an angry look and walks away; to Julian]

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Big Daddy

A Conversation About Sleep and Exercise

Sonny ...Hello?

Lenny Sonny? It's your dad. Were you asleep?

Sonny Oh, hey, man, I was - I was exercising.

Lenny Bullshit. You were sleeping.

Sonny No, I wasn't, I wasn't.

Lenny This kid won't stop lying to me. You still act like you're 6!

[to someone near him; to Sonny]

Sonny Oh yeah, okay, dad. I act like I'm 6.

Lenny Any luck finding a job where you can work more than one day a week?

Sonny Uh...I've been looking.

Lenny Looking doesn't pay the rent, kid.

Sonny Hey, all the money I won from the cab accident is kicking ass in the stock market, so relax.

Lenny Well, don't blow it all on worthless crap.

Sonny I won't!

Lenny You know what you should spend it on? Your bar exam.

Sonny You're the lawyer in the family; I ain't taking a damn bar exam. I got too much other shit going on in my life.

Lenny I don't know what the hell happened to you.

Sonny Okay.

Lenny Anyway, how are things going with your girlfriend? What's her name? Vanessa?

Sonny Things are going fine.

Vanessa Shit. SHIT!

[wakes up suddenly; looks at the clock]

Sonny I gotta - I gotta go.

[hangs up the phone]

Vanessa Damn it, you turned off the alarm clock again!

Sonny No, no, no. I mean, yes, I did, but I thought you needed more sleep, Vanessa.

Vanessa I knew I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a real jerk thing to do, thanks a lot!

[rushing to the bathroom to get dressed]

Sonny What are you doing? Why are you going to work, anyway? It's Sunday.

Vanessa I'm not going to work, I'm going to brunch...with some potential clients. That's how a party planner gets business: by meeting people, making contact!

Sonny Meet with me. Come on, I'll order in from Cozy's, we'll have fun.

Vanessa I am sick of Cozy's! You order from there all the time, the delivery guy's, like, your best friend.

Sonny Well, he happens to be pretty damn nice. This is a rough patch of my life right now, alright? Syracuse is 0-3, and I've got those medical problems.

Vanessa Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot two years ago, you spent one night in the hospital.

[scoffs]

Sonny First of all, that cab was huge. And a jury decided that that one night of pain was worth $200,000, so there you go.

Vanessa Whatever.

Sonny What the hell's the matter with you? Why are you being so nuts to me lately?

Vanessa Because, you refuse to move on to the next phase of your life. I, on the other hand, would like to have a family someday. But, I need someone that I can rely on, not just a playmate.

Sonny What do you need, a father figure? "Stop pulling your sister's hair!

Vanessa You know what? I am going to go to Syracuse to see my mom. I'll be back on Wednesday.

Sonny What are you talking about?

Nazo I have call for delivery in building, but I think it was crank call. Want some chocolate cake?

[in foreign accent]

Sonny It's a bad time, man. Come back later, I'll Indian Wrestle ya.

Nazo You’re going down, sucker.

Sonny Yeah, well, we'll see about that.

Nazo Okay, peace out.

[leaves]

Sonny What do you mean you're going to Syracuse?

[to Vanessa]