Kristy Swanson Biography
Kristen Noel Swanson (born December 19, 1969) is an American actress, best known for her roles as Buffy Summers in the 1992 film Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Catherine "Cathy" Dollanganger in the movie version of the V.C. Andrews book Flowers in the Attic. She starred in several films, including Hot Shots! (1991), The Program (1993), The Chase (1994), 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997), Big Daddy (1999), and Dude, Where's My Car? (2000), and appeared in Pretty in Pink (1986) and Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986).
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Kristy Swanson Quotes
Unexpected Conversations Over Curly Fries
Sonny: [to a passing Hooters waitress; the waitress turns to Sonny, showing it's...]
Hey, can we get some curly fries? Vanessa?
Vanessa:
...Hi, Sonny.
Sonny: [Vanessa glances over to the kitchen. He looks at sees Sid working there. He waves to them]
You're a Hooters girl? What happened to Sid's five-year-plan? Hey. Maybe it's a ten-year-plan.
Julian:
Is that the guy with the old balls?
Sonny: [laughs; Vanessa gives an angry look and walks away; to Julian]
Yeah, I guess it is. Oh, come on, I bet they're nice. Awww... Next time, don't say "balls". "Testicles", alright?
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A Conversation About Sleep and Exercise
Sonny:
...Hello?
Lenny:
Sonny? It's your dad. Were you asleep?
Sonny:
Oh, hey, man, I was - I was exercising.
Lenny:
Bullshit. You were sleeping.
Sonny:
No, I wasn't, I wasn't.
Lenny: [to someone near him; to Sonny]
This kid won't stop lying to me. You still act like you're 6!
Sonny:
Oh yeah, okay, dad. I act like I'm 6.
Lenny:
Any luck finding a job where you can work more than one day a week?
Sonny:
Uh...I've been looking.
Lenny:
Looking doesn't pay the rent, kid.
Sonny:
Hey, all the money I won from the cab accident is kicking ass in the stock market, so relax.
Lenny:
Well, don't blow it all on worthless crap.
Sonny:
I won't!
Lenny:
You know what you should spend it on? Your bar exam.
Sonny:
You're the lawyer in the family; I ain't taking a damn bar exam. I got too much other shit going on in my life.
Lenny:
I don't know what the hell happened to you.
Sonny:
Okay.
Lenny:
Anyway, how are things going with your girlfriend? What's her name? Vanessa?
Sonny:
Things are going fine.
Vanessa: [wakes up suddenly; looks at the clock]
Shit. SHIT!
Sonny: [hangs up the phone]
I gotta - I gotta go.
Vanessa:
Damn it, you turned off the alarm clock again!
Sonny:
No, no, no. I mean, yes, I did, but I thought you needed more sleep, Vanessa.
Vanessa: [rushing to the bathroom to get dressed]
I knew I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a real jerk thing to do, thanks a lot!
Sonny:
What are you doing? Why are you going to work, anyway? It's Sunday.
Vanessa:
I'm not going to work, I'm going to brunch...with some potential clients. That's how a party planner gets business: by meeting people, making contact!
Sonny:
Meet with me. Come on, I'll order in from Cozy's, we'll have fun.
Vanessa:
I am sick of Cozy's! You order from there all the time, the delivery guy's, like, your best friend.
Sonny:
Well, he happens to be pretty damn nice. This is a rough patch of my life right now, alright? Syracuse is 0-3, and I've got those medical problems.
Vanessa: [scoffs]
Medical problems? A cab runs over your foot two years ago, you spent one night in the hospital.
Sonny:
First of all, that cab was huge. And a jury decided that that one night of pain was worth $200,000, so there you go.
Vanessa:
Whatever.
Sonny:
What the hell's the matter with you? Why are you being so nuts to me lately?
Vanessa:
Because, you refuse to move on to the next phase of your life. I, on the other hand, would like to have a family someday. But, I need someone that I can rely on, not just a playmate.
Sonny:
What do you need, a father figure? "Stop pulling your sister's hair!
Vanessa:
You know what? I am going to go to Syracuse to see my mom. I'll be back on Wednesday.
Sonny:
What are you talking about?
Nazo: [in foreign accent]
I have call for delivery in building, but I think it was crank call. Want some chocolate cake?
Sonny:
It's a bad time, man. Come back later, I'll Indian Wrestle ya.
Nazo:
You’re going down, sucker.
Sonny:
Yeah, well, we'll see about that.
Nazo: [leaves]
Okay, peace out.
Sonny: [to Vanessa]
What do you mean you're going to Syracuse?
Vanessa:
Because I need time to think, and so do you.
Sonny:
What do I need to think about?
Vanessa:
Your life! And why there's any reason for me to be a part of it.
Sonny:
Alright...
Vanessa: [leaves]
And while you’re at it, why don't you think about getting a real job?
Sonny:
I got a real job!
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