Memorable Quotes from Krysten Ritter
9 quotesUnexpected High School Reunion Humor
Patty
You look just like someone I went to high school with.
Stainer
Oh yeah? What high school? Maybe it was me.
Patty
No, he's in a coma.
Stainer
Huh. Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some fucking honey.
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Shopping Urges and Personal Struggles
Suze
Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.
Garret E. Barton
Control your urge to shop, with Garret E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?
Suze
Yes.
Rebecca Bloomwood
Nope.
Garret E. Barton
Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?
Suze
Yes!
Suze
This guy's good!
Garret E. Barton
Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?
Suze
Yes.
Garret E. Barton
Did you just say "no" again?
Rebecca Bloomwood
No... Yes...
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Unconventional Advice in a Frustrating Situation
Patty
Dude, go shit in your hand.
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Unexpected Encounters in a Phone Call
Kirk
Hello?
[Answering Molly's phone]
Patty
Who is this?
Kirk
Might be the guy with the new iPhone, who are you?
Patty
Might be your worst fucking nightmare!
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Shopping Excuses and Justifications
Suze
I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine. Bex! $200 on Marc Jacobs underwear?
[Rebecca pushes away bills; both gasp loudly]
Rebecca Bloomwood
Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.
[pours the tequila]
Suze
$78.00 on lavender honey?
Rebecca Bloomwood
I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.
Suze
I can't even talk about this one.
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Honesty and Deception in Job Applications
Suze
Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood
Everyone has fudged their resume a little.
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Conflict Over a Shared Rivalry
Rebecca Bloomwood
Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze
Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood
Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze
I hate her. Who is she?
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Ironic Advice on Money Management
Suze
Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.
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Confrontation Over Cellphone Use on Plane
Plane Doctor
You shouldn't be using your cellphone. It's bad for the plane.
Patty
Oh, I'm sorry, are you the plane doctor? No? Then shut the fuck up.
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