Into the Storm - Debate on Job Choices Amidst Danger
Allison:
Hey... gentlemen... guys, you can't stay out here. You have to get indoors.
Donk:
So do you guys actually get paid to do this shit? Man, I'm in the wrong job.
Reevis:
You don't even have a job!
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Friday the 13th - Unexpected Reaction to Unusual Situation
Donnie: [sees Jason unmasked]
What the fu-? That shit ain't fuckin right dude!
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Friday the 13th - Nostalgia and Desire in a Relationship
Donnie: [to mannequin]
It's been a long time, Gina. You remember that special night we had? You remember when you took my virginity? You're sexy. You're still tight as ever. I wanna fuckin pound you so hard.
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Friday the 13th - Consequences of Ignoring Warnings
Donnie:
It's your fuckin loss, dude! It'll fuck your shit up, boy. Good times. Fucker.
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Friday the 13th - Unintentional Sales Pitch for Cannabis
Donnie:
I forgot, did you want to buy some weed? Seriously, I sprung a fucking shit-ton of it growing out there, a little bushel. Sell you some.
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Friday the 13th - Close Call with the Whup-Ass Machine
Donnie:
Jesus Christ! Fuckin lucky there, Stretch! You came about that close to hittin the start button on the whup-ass machine, boy!
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