Memorable Quotes from Lacey Chabert
5 quotesMissing Present Delays Secret Santa Celebration
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Billy, Billy, Billy..., Girls I can't find Billy's present under the tree here. Come on, girls, we can't start the Secret Santa without Billy's present. Hello? Who drew Billy's name?
[sighs; turns to each of the girls.]
Melissa Kitt
Um, Ms. Mac, it's a Secret Santa.
Dana Mathis
Can't we just get on with this thing, so I can party for a few days before having to deal with the family on Christmas.
[while painting her nails]
Melissa Kitt
Have you looked outside? It's raining hail the size of Yao's ball sack.
Dana Mathis
It'll stop. The party gods won't allow me to be here by myself over Christmas break.
Kelli Presley
Oh, I'll be here, Dana.
[while wrapping the gift]
Dana Mathis
Yeah, they're making me work next week.
Melissa Kitt
That sucks everyone should be home for Christmas.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
All right, all right, Who's not here?
Kelli Presley
Um, like everybody.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Chelsea?
Kelli Presley
She went home this morning.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Greer?
Melissa Kitt
No, that was her on the phone. She and Erin and Taylor are off on that cozy little ski trip with the boys from G.A.D. Next door.
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Didn't I see Clair earlier?
Kelli Presley
Isn't she upstairs writing a card to her sister?
Melissa Kitt
No, I think her sister picked her up earlier. Remember, this is the occasion for Clair and her sister and her mom to... bury the hatchet and rediscover each other.
Dana Mathis
Oh, I'd like to bury the hatchet with my sister... right in her head.
[while dialing her phone]
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Power Struggle in Cold Conditions
Dana Mathis
Oh shit. The main breaker is underneath the house.
Dana Mathis
What? I'm not the totally helpless daddy's girl these bitches make me out to be.
[turns to Leigh.]
Leigh Colvin
Okay, then go outside and turn the power on.
Dana Mathis
Are you high? I'm not going outside, it's freezing!
Leigh Colvin
It'll take two seconds, you know where the power is, I'll keep looking for Clair
Dana Mathis
Ugh, fine.
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Questioning Authority and Equality in Leadership
Gretchen Wieners
Why should ] get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? ] is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!
[[Julius Caesar|Caesar; [Marcus Junius Brutus|Brutus]
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Competition and Threats in Child Care Industry
Miss Harridan
Rock for Daddy Day Care. Help us finance our new permanent home". Do you know what this means?
[put the flyer on her desk; to Jenny]
Jenny
It's a chance to improve ourselves through a little healthy competition?
Miss Harridan
No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a death sentence. If they get their hands on a big enough space, they'll ruin me. They're selling fun. I can't compete with fun. I should've crushed them in the beginning when they were weak. It'll be harder now, but I have no choice. I've got to stop them.
[frustrated; turns away in anger]
Jenny
How're you gonna do that?
Miss Harridan
By any means necessary.
[turns back to Jenny and smiles cruelly]
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Legacy and Memories in Uncertain Times
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
You're a legacy? What year?
Leigh Colvin
Ninety-three... Ninety four... I don't know, I started late, I quit early...
Ms. Barbara MacHenry
Nineteen-ninety three is the year I became housemother here; I don't remember you.
Leigh Colvin
I mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and---
Dana Mathis
I love your coat.
[interrupts Leigh.]
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