Larisa Oleynik Quotes

Bianca Stratford I happen to like being adored, thank you.

Matthew It's just easier to talk to Cynthia as a girl than as a guy. There's just nothing at stake.

Wendy How do you mean?

Matthew When you're a guy talking to a girl like Cynthia, you're going for all the marbles. I mean, she's the Super Bowl of women! And you know that if you screw up, and she rejects you, then every other girl after Cynthia is gonna seem like a compromise. And you just know that you weren't good enough to get a girl like her. That's why I don't talk to girls in her league. I just don't want to know that I've crashed and burned and won't ever get the opportunity to put her Super Bowl ring around my eleventh finger.

Bianca Stratford You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?