Ernest Goes to Camp - Accidental Damage with No Injuries Reported
Mr. Tipton:
What happened?
Chief St. Cloud:
Ernest broke the sign.
Mr. Tipton:
Well. At least no one was hurt.
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Ernest Goes to Camp - Unexpected Leadership Experience
Mr. Tipton:
Ernest, Have you had any leadership experience?
Ernest:
I had an antfarm once.
Mr. Tipton:
Close enough.
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