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Larry Johnson Quotes
Struggles of a Basketball Team
Charles Barkley: [Sits down]
Guys...we suck.
Larry Johnson:
Yeah, man. My grandmother played better than I do.
Muggsy Bogues:
At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.
Charles Barkley:
You got that right.
Larry Johnson:
That's the only thing that's right.
Patrick Ewing:
Who's that?
Larry Johnson:
Who's that?
Muggsy Bogues:
I don't know.
Michael Jordan:
Been getting your butts kicked, haven't you?
Muggsy Bogues:
Who's that?
Charles Barkley:
It's Mike.
Muggsy Bogues:
What's up?
Patrick Ewing:
Hey, man. What you doing here?
Michael Jordan:
Don't be embarrassed. Just face it. You guys stink.
Larry Johnson:
Come on, Mike, lighten up.
Michael Jordan:
I know, and you want your games back, huh? What little games you had to begin with.
Shawn Bradley:
It's hard enough as it is, Mike.
Charles Barkley:
Come on, give us a break.
Michael Jordan:
I'm gonna regret this. Stan, give me the ball.
Larry Johnson:
Look at that.
Muggsy Bogues: [[w:List of Star Trek films|Star Trek]
Look like something from ].
Michael Jordan:
Touch it.
Shawn Bradley: [Shaking his head]
No way. Jose.
Michael Jordan:
Pat, you want your talent back? You don't have any other choice. Just touch it.
Patrick Ewing:
I don't know, man.
Larry Johnson:
Don't touch that, man.
Michael Jordan:
Okay, you're gonna walk around wit a bad game for the rest of your career. Touch the ball.
Shawn Bradley:
Be careful, Pat. We've tried everything else.
Patrick Ewing:
Thank goodness.
Michael Jordan:
Come on, Charles. Touch it. The rest of you guys. Just touch it.
Larry Johnson:
Oh, man!
Charles Barkley:
What was that?
Muggsy Bogues: [Dribbling the ball and doing the "rock"]
Hey. Hey, I caught it!
Patrick Ewing:
Hey, look at Muggsy handle the rock. Handle it, baby.
Muggsy Bogues: [Passes the ball to Larry]
I can handle that rock again!
Larry Johnson:
That's the old Muggs I know.
Patrick Ewing: [Larry slam dunks the ball]
Yeah, get height now. Yeah!
Larry Johnson:
It gave me my powers back!
Charles Barkley: [Takes the ball]
That wasn't bad. Let me show you something.
Larry Johnson: [Charles slam dunks the ball]
Let me see. Whoo!
Patrick Ewing: [Takes the ball; Slam dunks the ball]
The Round Mound is back. You wanna see something? Oh, man that felt good.
Shawn Bradley: [Slam dunks the ball]
I got it.
Muggsy Bogues:
You got it. Yeah, baby.
Charles Barkley:
Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay? Play some 3-on-3 with us.
Michael Jordan:
No. I don't think so.
Charles Barkley:
What are you gonna do, work on that baseball swing?
Patrick Ewing:
Now leave the baseball player alone, man. You know he doesn't play basketball anymore.
Shawn Bradley:
You know, he probably doesn't even have it anymore, guys.
Stan Podolak:
Michael, do you hear them? They don't think you can play the game anymore.
Michael Jordan:
There's only one way to find out.
Announcer on P.A.:
The Chicago Bulls welcome back... Michael Jordan!
Larry Bird: [concerned]
What's the matter, Bill?
Bill Murray:
Larry, that could've been me.
Larry Bird:
Will you get off that kick? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
Bill Murray: [Voice breaking]
Okay. Let's go Bulls!
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