Memorable Quotes from Larry Miller
5 quotesMisunderstandings and High Stakes in Business
Dean Richmond
Oh, with you, it's always business. Let's get to know each other, man-to-man. Now, if our files are correct, you and your fabulous wife have a terrific daughter.
Harlan Hartley
I'm divorced and my daughter is in rehab.
Dean Richmond
So you're saying our files are NOT correct.
Harlan Hartley
Listen, you pompous butt-kisser. I have a check in my pocket for $10 million. Your Buddy Love has until midnight to prove that formula works.
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Child's Innocent Observation Sparks Reflection
Dean Richmond
Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!
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Decaffeinated Beverage Orders in Conversation
Tom
I'll have a decaf coffee.
Trudi
I'll have a decaf espresso.
Morris
I'll have a double decaf cappuccino.
Ted
Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
Harris
I'll have a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon.
Trudi
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Tom
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Morris
I'll have a twist of lemon.
Cynthia
I'll have a twist of lemon.
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Unexpected Declaration of Identity
Dean Richmond
I'm not that kind of... GUUUUUUUUUUUY!!!!!!
[screaming]
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Conflict Between Sherman Klump and Buddy Love
Sherman Klump
Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H...
Sherman Klump
Thank you. T-E!
Buddy Love
Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?
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