Memorable Quotes from Larry Solway
1 quoteCamp Mohawk: Worth the Investment?
Interviewer
These children are going to the most glamorous of all summer camps: Camp Mohawk. There's a two year waiting list and every child has to be voted in. On top of that it costs $1,000 a week to to go to Camp Mohawk. The question is, is it worth a $1,000 a week?
Tripper
It sure is. It's the best darn camp there is.
[walks over]
Interviewer
Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk?
Tripper
Well, I think so. I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.
Interviewer
Well, how do you justify a $1,000 a week?
Tripper
Well, we have some special programs. Uh, we're doing Shakespeare in the Round again this year, of course. Uh, our political round table, ] will appear. ] is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids. Just rap with them.
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Tripper
And the kids wanted animals. So this year, each camper will stalk and kill his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.
Interviewer
Are you sure the children can, uh, can hack that?
Tripper
We'll see. But, the real excitement, of course, is gonna come at the end of the summer, uh, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import 200 hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and $2,000 cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.
Tripper
What'd you expect for $1,000 a week? Hey, you have a good summer too, huh?
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