Memorable Quotes from Larry Zerner
5 quotesSelf-Confidence and Friendship Dynamics
Andy
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly
Yeah.
Andy
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
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Concern Over Swimming Skills at the Lake
Chris
Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
Shelly
Oh, they said they were going swimming. I'm not very good at that.
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A Debate on Intelligence and Acting
Andy
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy
Same thing.
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A Brief Moment Before Discussion
Vera
Look, I'm going to go outside for a few minutes and then when I get back in, we'll talk.
Shelly
Yeah, sure. We'll talk.
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Desire for Acceptance and Risky Actions
Vera
Dammit, Shelly! Why do you do these stupid things?!
Shelly
I have to.
Vera
No, you don't have to.
Shelly
I just want you to like me.
Vera
I do like you, but not when you act like a jerk!
Shelly
Being a jerk is better than being a nothing.
[Dejected]
Vera
I never said you were nothing.
Shelly
You don't have to say it. I can tell.
[Walks away]
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