Laura Prepon Quotes

Jeff Yoo-hoo, it's Steve Pasternack, looking for Angela! Angela, please!

Reanna Do I fucking know you?

Jeff Uh, I lent Angela my notebook, because I take such world "famous" notes. So I was wondering if I could... are you busy with something?

Reanna Yeah. I was masturbating.

Jeff Heh. Hoo! Masturbating. In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.

Reanna Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass.

Angela I have no boobs.

Reanna You're right, well just work the ass.

Rachel He posted another picture of the baby. It was a cute picture.

Cathy Yeah?

Rachel Yup.

Cathy Facebook and drunk ex-wives do not make good friends.

Cathy That's what your alimony's paying for? Tickets to nowhere? That's really fucking weird, Rachel.

Martha Tom got fired because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants. I felt so bad for you. He's such a bad guy.