The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love - A Family Confrontation Over Lost Control
Evelyn Roy: [furious]
EVIE!!
Evie Roy:
MOM!!!
Evelyn Roy: [shuts the door while the girls scramble to put their clothes on]
Evie! EVIE!!! Listen to me! You left the stereo on! You drank the Château Latour! Everything is turned upside down! Open this door!
Evie Roy:
I can explain everything!
Evelyn Roy:
Oh, yeah?! Well, did you see that GODDAMN KITCHEN?!?!
Evie Roy:
Just wait one second!
Evelyn Roy:
OPEN THIS DOOR!!! OPEN THIS DOOR!!! Goddamn! How could you do this to me, Evie?! How dare you! HOW DARE YOU!! You've ruined the whole house! Everything is a mess! You... Everything is turned upside down! Goddamn, open this door!
Evie Roy:
Mom, I am perfectly willing to accept the consequences for whatever action! You'll just have to wait one second!
Evelyn Roy: [opens the door again and screams in horror in Randy's presence; runs towards the bed and Evie leaps off and runs out the room]
You're in big trouble, young lady! Big... time... trouble! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! GET OUT!!! GET THAT-- EVIE!!! IT'S A GIRL!!! IT'S A GIRL!!! GET HER OUTTA HERE!!
Randy Dean:
Just get in the car!
Evie Roy:
NOW!!
Evelyn Roy:
Evie, you come back here! You come-- EVELYN ROY, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!! DO YOU HEAR ME!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
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The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love - Inquiry About a Cookbook's Author
Evie Roy:
This is a really great cookbook... Antoine's. It's amazing.
Randy Dean:
Who's Antoine?
Randy Dean:
You don't know?
Evie Roy:
No.
Randy Dean:
Why do you have his cookbook?
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The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love - Dislike for School Subjects
Randy Dean:
You know I hate math... and English... and History.
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