Memorable Quotes from Lauren Lee Smith
1 quoteDiscussions on Costumes and Dating Preferences
Laurie
I am not wearing this. It's too small. And my tits keep popping out.
[wearing Disney princess costumes]
Danielle
That's the idea.
Laurie
I don't know why we drove out here when there are perfectly good guys in the city.
Janet
Fresh meat.
Maria
It's what we do every Halloween, Laurie.
Laurie
Whatever happened to Trick or Treating?
Maria
Puberty.
Janet
Last year we were in Tampa.
Maria
And we went as sexy nurses.
Danielle
No Janet, Tampa was two years ago, I remember because you puked doing a guy in his pickup truck.
Janet
I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a jeep.
Danielle
Last year was San Diego. We dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors.
Janet
Yeah, and Maria's sailor was a girl.
Maria
So what, she had a nice ass, it all tastes the same to me anyway.
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