Memorable Quotes from Lee Evans
5 quotesGratitude for What We Have
Lars Smuntz
Ernie, It's ]. Instead of dwelling what we don't have. We should be thankful for what we do have.
[[Christmas]
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Frustration Over Destructive Actions in MouseHunt
Lars Smuntz
Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun? You're doing a wonderful job.
[as Ernie blasts the house apart with a shotgun; Ernie levels the shotgun at him, and Lars relents]
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The Absence of String's Impact
Lars Smuntz
A world without string... is ].
[quoting his father; [chaos]
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Unexpected Encounter in the Factory
Lars Smuntz
She just showed up at the factory, took off her coat, and begged me to take her. We made love in a way that I've only ever seen in ] films.
[explaining to Ernie how April apologized to him; [nature]
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Accidental Damage in MouseHunt
Lars Smuntz
Look! You blew a hole in the floor!
[Lars points to the hole on the floor]
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