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Dr. Robotnik: Are you in charge here?

Major Bennington: Yes, I am.

Robotnik: Nope!

Bennington: My–

Robotnik: Wrong!

Bennington: Name–

Robotnik: I'm in charge!

Bennington: [getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major—

Robotnik: Me!

Bennington: Ben–

Robotnik: [whispers; makes zipping noise] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?

Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic.

Robotnik: [glances back] I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone: Yes, he is.

Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Stone: If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–

Bennington: I'm not deaf!

Robotnik: And tell him his men report to me now, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah!

Bennington: Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–

Robotnik: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?

Bennington: Benning–

Robotnik: [[w:Charlotte's Web (2006 film)|Charlotte's Web; as his egg-shaped drones emerge; chuckles; to Bennington; Bennington steps away with a bitter look] Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished ] yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah, my babies! Look what came out of my egg sac! You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming! They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water! And you do what you're told: stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss, and watch my machines do your job. Can you feel it, Stone?

Stone: I can feel it, Doctor.

Robotnik: [sending commands to his drones] It's evolution, Stone! It's evolution!