Lee RichardsonQuotes

Anton Bartok: [cornered by the "Martinfly"; shoots him once, aims at Beth when he notices her moving, then shoots "Martinfly" again, causing him to collapse on the floor, whimpering; "Martinfly" suddenly grabs and squeezes his hand, forcing him to drop the gun as he tries to shoot again] Martin, I know you can understand me. Don't do anything rash. I won't hesitate to kill you in a second if I have to. I almost wish it didn't have to end like this. Bye, Martin.

University President: Joey... What did you say that offended Tom Lowery? He's our biggest benefactor.

Father Dyer: Oh, he is?

University President: What did you say to him?

Father Dyer: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Eduardo Prizzi: [reading from the letter from Charley] Dominic put out a contract on me...

Dominic Prizzi: He's a fuckin liar!

Eduardo Prizzi: [continuing to read from the letter] You wanna hear the letter? Then listen, don't talk. There's about a 130 million dollars here, maybe more. We gotta renegotiate before we get it back. Just shut up and listen. Go on, sit down. Go on. "Dominic will say it's a lot of bullshit. But it so happens he hired my own wife and he gave her a down payment of 50 thousand dollars and my wife is sittin here next to me and she's laughin like hell. I personally think the Don found Dominic on a doorstep because Dominic is fifty times too dumb to be a Prizzi!

Preston Pearlstein: [getting introduced with Bloomenfeld's friend] How do you do? I'm delighted!

Leo Bloomenfeld: That's it Perlstein! Don't spoil my appetite, we haven't eaten yet.

Preston Pearlstein: [laughing; laughing again, louder] what a character!

Leo Bloomenfeld: Look at that son of a bitch.

Leo Bloomenfeld: [to Al Reilly, about Kevin Quinn] He's a prick. He's a racist and an anti-Semite and a prick. He wants to be Tom Dewey, and he will be. He married for politics and all he can see is way clear to God knows how high up. Years ago, when we still had executions in the state, he used to volunteer as a witness. Yeah, his first murder case, uhh he was a young A.D.A. then and I'm talking years ago... The case was shaky, circumstantial and he wanted a recommended death penalty from the jury. Before he was finished, he had them believing that poor black kid raped their mothers. He goes up to Sing-Sing for the electrocution. And the next day, we're sitting around, drinking coffee and he walks in with this grin on his face and someone says "Hey, how did it go?", he says, casually, "He fried!" and then he says, "I sure hope he was guilty!" and he laughs! Fuck him! Now and forever!