The Hills Have Eyes 2 - Morbid Humor in a Dark Situation
Mickey:
Maybe I should thank Napoleon. If we're all officially dead like Sarge said I won't be tried for war crimes. The killing of innocent mannequins is serious shit.
Crank:
Where I come from, it's never good to be dead.
Mickey:
Aw, Crank. You're takin all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank:
Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Stump:
That's cold, man.
Stump: [shows his other tattoo.; turns to Missy.]
Clyde, huh? Made the same mistake when I was a kid. So is Clyde still your dude?
Missy:
Uh, yeah Stump. "Clyde"s still my dude...!
Mickey:
Stump, that's her son. He's like, four years old.
Stump:
That is so fucked up.
Missy:
One good thing about being dead, Wouldn't have to listen to all your bullshit!
Delmar:
That's all there is out here. Just a bunch of bullshit.
Napoleon:
This bullshit's got a crazy past. You guys know they used to use this as a test ground for A-bombs?
Crank:
You guys know this used to be a test ground for A-bombs?" Who the fuck asked you, peace-ass shit boy?
Napoleon:
Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.
Crank:
You Rambo resurrect my balls, bitch!
Crank:
You with the pinche puta!
Napoleon:
O por es que provir riota?
Stump:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Amber:
Come on, Crank!
Crank: [attacking Napoleon.]
What?! You wanna die young huh cabrón?!
Amber:
You guys, stop!
Crank: [attacking Napoleon.]
I'm getting ready kill you right now!
Stump:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Crank!
Delmar:
I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Crank:
I don't fucking like that guy!
Delmar:
Well, I don't like being out here having to put up with you!, but I deal with it! So deal with it!
Napoleon:
Thanks.
Delmar:
Don't mind Crank. He's just a cranky motherfucker.
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Friday Night Lights - Friendship and Banter Among Teammates
Boobie Miles:
Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Chris Comer:
What?
Boobie Miles:
You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
Permian Assistant Coach:
5 minutes, boys.
Boobie Miles:
You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
Chris Comer:
Why?
Boobie Miles:
You got the wrong shoes, man!
Boobie Miles:
You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes! Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!
Ivory Christian:
It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.
Boobie Miles:
C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!
Ivory Christian:
Don't matter, man.
Boobie Miles:
You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...
Don Billingsley: [to Chavez]
His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
Boobie Miles:
...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?
Ivory Christian:
I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.
Boobie Miles:
Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.
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