Memorable Quotes from Lee Thompson Young
2 quotesFriendship and Banter Among Teammates
Boobie Miles
Where's your girlfriend at, Water Bug?
Chris Comer
What?
Boobie Miles
You mean to say you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
Permian Assistant Coach
5 minutes, boys.
Boobie Miles
You want to know why you have no girlfriend, Water Bug?
Chris Comer
Why?
Boobie Miles
You got the wrong shoes, man!
Boobie Miles
You got on white Adidas! Dude, everyone knows that the shoes to wear is Nikes! Adida can't hold a nickel next to Nike! Ask Ivory! Ask Preacher Man!
Ivory Christian
It don't matter what shoes you wear, Boobie.
Boobie Miles
C'mon, Preacher, bullshit!
Ivory Christian
Don't matter, man.
Boobie Miles
You know God made black beautiful. God made Boobie beautiful, black and strong...
Don Billingsley
His mouth is getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
[to Chavez]
Boobie Miles
...And when Boobie knocks some punks out, Boobie is going to knock them out with black Nikes on his feet, now ain't that right?
Ivory Christian
I could knock you out in a pair of flip flops.
Boobie Miles
Yeah, well I'm going to knock them out with black Nikes on my feet. And I'm gonna smile when I do.
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Morbid Humor in a Dark Situation
Mickey
Maybe I should thank Napoleon. If we're all officially dead like Sarge said I won't be tried for war crimes. The killing of innocent mannequins is serious shit.
Crank
Where I come from, it's never good to be dead.
Mickey
Aw, Crank. You're takin all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank
Shove the afterlife up your ass.
Stump
That's cold, man.
Stump
Clyde, huh? Made the same mistake when I was a kid. So is Clyde still your dude?
[shows his other tattoo.; turns to Missy.]
Missy
Uh, yeah Stump. "Clyde"s still my dude...!
Mickey
Stump, that's her son. He's like, four years old.
Stump
That is so fucked up.
Missy
One good thing about being dead, Wouldn't have to listen to all your bullshit!
Delmar
That's all there is out here. Just a bunch of bullshit.
Napoleon
This bullshit's got a crazy past. You guys know they used to use this as a test ground for A-bombs?
Crank
You guys know this used to be a test ground for A-bombs?" Who the fuck asked you, peace-ass shit boy?
Napoleon
Oh, right. I'm sorry. I forgot I was dealing with Rambo resurrected.
Crank
You Rambo resurrect my balls, bitch!
Crank
You with the pinche puta!
Napoleon
O por es que provir riota?
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Amber
Come on, Crank!
Crank
What?! You wanna die young huh cabrón?!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Amber
You guys, stop!
Crank
I'm getting ready kill you right now!
[attacking Napoleon.]
Stump
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Crank!
Delmar
I killed somebody once. It was easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
Crank
I don't fucking like that guy!
Delmar
Well, I don't like being out here having to put up with you!, but I deal with it! So deal with it!
Napoleon
Thanks.
Delmar
Don't mind Crank. He's just a cranky motherfucker.
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